Welcome to the shitshow.
Hi I’m Duo, if you’re reading this you have found yourself in my basement.
Welcome home, mouse.
You can run but I will find you, good luck kleine Maus.
Legally I have to say this is a parody blog please don’t sue me I’m just a silly little guy :)
I started this blog when I was drunk and for some reason I’m at like 12k? Weird.
DNI
Transphobes
Terfs
Racists
Xenophobics
Dickheads
People that believe in France
I’m an awkward 27 yo trans guy from Scotland who is scared of women. My main is @blanketgoblins - MDNI on that tho pls. I’m 27, not old.
If you send me asks, please don’t tag your corpo, business, parody of whatever blog - it makes me feel like you’re just using me to advertise and don’t actually wanna be friends etc. (unless you're @operagxreal ily pookie)
Please do not tag me in posts, I have over 12k followers and the notifications are frustrating.
FAQ
Why do you teach French if France isn’t real?
We also teach Klingon
Are you British?
Scottish
Do you support AI?
Hell nah.
Duolingo lore:
I promised you fuckers lore.
