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@supernova-in-progress
Wen Qing: I swear I will have my revenge for the death of my brother, Wen Ning.
Lan Wangji: You have my guqin.
Jiang Cheng: And my zidian.
Wei Wuxian, demonic cultivator: And your brother!
Everyone:
Wen Ning, fierce corpse: *waves*
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i love the concept of full body armor. my gender is anyone's guess but i sure am armed and dangerous.
"what do you identify as?" i think you have more important things to be worrying about right now, like my sword for instance,
Terminal Hanaki? Boring. Chronic Hanahaki? Exciting.
Not enough chronic illness in fanfic. Shout-out to my folks who spend 6-8 weeks of the year in the hospital.
Prof you fucking genius is it seasonal? Like it happens in spring cause the flowers bloom? Imagine it hitting hanahaki season and looking around a room and seeing whose missing, who's out on sick leave, thr curiosity the DRAMA
It's like how everyone with autoimmune disorders disappears during flu season! Except with even more drama.
[http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=539]
#this is honestly how I initially thought hanahaki in fic workedĀ #coughing up flowers for years because you won't cop to your feelings?Ā #that's the stuffĀ #the dying thing puts on really uncomfortable pressure for meĀ #like 'love me back or I'll die' is uncomfortable as hell for meĀ #whereas 'ADMIT YOU'RE IN LOVE YOU JUST COUGHED UP A BOUQUET!'Ā #hanahaki-suffering person: 'no' THIS IMMEDIATELY IMPROVES THE ENTIRE TROPE!Ā I had really disliked Hanahaki because itās almost like the other person - if theyāre a good person - is sorta blackmailed into either having feelings or being responsible for your death which is Not Romantic, but I can totally get down for FEELIGS made into an aggravating physical metaphor that you could potential deal with if youād either confront them or get therapy or something.
AU where instead of trying to cure her infertility Yennefer just goes around saving random peopleās lives and invoking the law of surprise bcos she figures sooner or later itāll net her a baby. she hasnāt got one yet but she has amassed about 2 dozen dogs so sheās doing pretty well for herself.
1) after a while her habit of swooping in at the last minute to save the day gets her a rep as a legit superhero. sheās likeĀ āno you donāt understand. I Am Not Nice. Iām doing this for very selfish reasons - stop praising me you donāt get itā
2)Ā āIām starting to think that destiny must be a real thing. thereās no other explanation for how many of my surprises are dogs. destiny is real and destiny wants me to have dogs for some reason.ā
Okay but her doing this beFORE Geralt does it and when she finds out that he only had to invoke the law of surprise ONCE to get a baby she goes absolutely feral on him. Just dead silent, furious, finally starts pulling off her jewelry like, ābard, hold my earrings.ā
Yennefer: actually can I trade your child surprise for some of my dog surprises
Geralt: um
Yennefer: how many dogs equals one child. how about 10? 10 dogs.
Geralt: I donāt think this is how the law of surprise works
Years later Ciri finds out that Geralt almost traded her to a witch for an unspecified number of dogs and is almost and angry but then she finds out it was Yennefer and shes like, āYou mean the suPERHERO?!ā And suddenly Geralt is no longer the favorite parent.
Not to be controversial, but everytime I see Millie Bobby Brown, a 15 year old, dressed in a style that makes her look +25, that's meant for +25 year old, a little piece of me dies.
They look the same age.
They are not. That's a child styled and painted so to appeal to adult male gaze.
I wish that Millie had whoever was styling Kiernan Shipka during the Mad Men years. She always looked great.
Also Iād like to add that (since sheās being compared to her) this is what Natalie Portman was wearing to events at 15:
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i honestly dont get why people stopped reblogging things they like on here bc like what are you afraid of??? people thinking youre cringey?? guess what bitch! youre on tumblr! it's all cringey! reblog everything you like and do it shamelessly no one fuckin cares
people stopped reblogging things because it is a lot easier to like things than to reblog them on mobile, and that's what the majority of people use. It's a design flaw not the users fault
idk if most people are aware of this, but if you hold the reblog button down you can literally just swipe to the icon of the blog you want it to reblog to. itās quick and easy
I just reblogged this for a second timr. Wrote this note, too. On mobile. Took seconds. No biggie.
Iām reblogging again this actually bc you know what? fuck this. Artists and writers spend HOURS of their time, sacrifice their own health to make things and share them here for FREE and you fuckos wonāt reblog becauseĀ āitās so hard on mobile :/ā? Lmao fuck youĀ
shout out to my fave under-appreciated unbreakable transgender hero
The thing that gets me is he didnāt ASK for the impenetrable skin. Poseidon was just like ācool cool but you know what you need? skin of IRON. donāt worry bud itās on the houseā
soā¦ Poseidon made his trans boyfriend bulletproof.Ā alright.
Iāve been thinking about that last thing all day and
Iām pretty sure I have a new shipā¦
Sharing this here because everyone seemed to really like the first one and Iām so pleased with the way my dumb drawing came out
You know what the ABSOLUTE BEST PART of this is?
Caeneus wishes for a manās bodyā and Poseidon doesnāt sigh and half-ass it, doesnāt break up with him for no longer having a female form, doesnāt even simply carry out Caeneusās wish to the letter.
No no.
My boy Poseidon decides to give his boyfriend something EVEN BETTER just because.
Itās like he couldnāt contain himself; like he couldnāt even deal with how in love with Caeneus he was.
MALE FORM? DONE. WHAT ELSE CAN I GIVE MY LITERAL FAVE? I KNOW. I KNOW. I WILL MAKE SURE NO ONE CAN EVER, EVER HARM HIM. FOR ANY REASON. I WILL KEEP HIM SAFE EVEN BEYOND THE REACH OF GODS AND TIME. I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
Okay I donāt know if weāre all looking at the same image or not but it says that Caeneus was raped by posedion. It goes on to say that the wish was to have a male form so that they couldnāt be raped again. And then Poseidon proceeds to make a joke of it by giving him impenetrable skin, so that Caeneus canāt be penetrated. This isnāt a āoh by the by Iām trans and want to be seen as man physicalyā this is āoh hey so that no one every forces themselves upon me agian I want to not have a vagina.ā And if I have to explain the reason why the skin that canāt be penetrated, itās a joke about rape y'all :/ This isnāt Percy Jackson, itās actual Greek mythology and actual Greek mythology can be terrible.
Though I mean I do like this version that Tumblr has made, I feel like itās important to not bury the fact that this was a rape by making the these two male lovers. Letās have Caeneus be a trans icon separate from Posiedon if anything.
i was about to have a stroke because everyone was ignoring the RAPED BY POSEIDON part
listen, representation is good but please dontā¦. dont make them be lovers when it is pretty obvious poseidon was a huge piece of shit
I noticed that and was like increasingly becoming more uncomfortable as I went through the post
ok usually i donāt reblog discourse-y stuff but this is the WEIRDEST glitch i have seen on tumblr- some people are reading a post that has completely different wording than others
The wording here saysĀ āhe was abducted by Poseidon, who fell in love with him.ā So the implicated here is that he was first kidnapped, and afterwards Poseidon fell on love. But on mobile:
This is the version saysĀ āhe was raped by Poseidon.ā and that he wanted to be a manĀ āso that he may never suffer the same thing again.ā
I have no idea how this has happened. This is the same post, not edited, being viewed on the same blog, on desktop and mobile. Thereās discourse going on in the notes about the fanart, but the person who made it has probably only seen the desktop version and not the mobile version.Ā
This is such a wild glitchy discourse, Iām honestly fascinated by this. Neither side knows what the other is talking about.
This is INCREDIBLY weird. I see different versions when I switch between app and browser, too. How would that even happen? Did the OP upload one screencap and later updated it with a different screencap, and for some reason Tumblr is disseminating both images as one?
Anyway, thereās a lot of outrage in the notes that only makes sense if you see the mobile version. On mobile it appears that people are blithely romanticizing a rape when they are in fact interacting with an innocent version of the same postā¦ how weird.
(Note: there are a lot of versions of the same Greek myths that were often told very differently by different storytellers, so if people are free to create consensual and minimally creepy versions of Hades and Persephone, I think the same liberties should be permitted for other myths.)
another absolutely fantastic trope is when a scifi/fantasy character calls the oblivious object of their affections a term of endearment in their fictional first language during an emotional moment which they refuse to translate, and their love interest assumes due to the unresolved sexual tension fuelled rivalry aspect of their relationship that it's an insult, only to have their world absolutely rocked to its core when they finally manage to get a translation and realize that the other person has been pining for them the entire goddamn time
like,
character a: it's just, i try so hard but i honestly think [character b] hates me. i mean, they called me a [untranslated word or phrase] a few weeks ago, and they've hardly looked, let alone spoken to me since then :(
person they're talking to: "[untranslated word or phrase]"? are you sure?
character a: ...i think so. why?
person they're talking to: hmm. yeah. well that's uh. well it's not an insult. that's a declaration of love.
character a: w
character a: what
inquisitor: yeah so it turns out corypheus is like an archdemon, he can just jump into the nearest tainted creature, except he doesnāt die when he jumps to a grey warden, he just steals their body
hawke, who BROUGHT ANDERS AND CARVER TO KILL CORYPHEUS:
Varric: Itās a random proximity thing.
Carver: Bitch, I was in proximity!
corypheusās soul, heading to the nearest Warden: ah, nice body, already a powerful mage, andā
*sees Justice boarding up the windows and turning on the NO VACANCY neon sign*
corypheus: on second thought, that fucked up old man over there looks good too
Zombie horror where anything vaguely resembling a human gets infected too. Survivor finds a mannequin with bite marks. Moments later, it begins to breathe.
Thereās a genuine fear of anything related to humans too. Most toys (especially dolls) are banned at safe havens. Images of people are torn up before the paper starts groaning. Movie posters, magazines, and comics are soaked with blood. āIf itās got a face, itās got to goā
Most people donāt have a reflection anymore.
Youāre still sleeping on the real killer though:
Shadows
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So I looked up a mini golf place nearby and I guess theyāre only open for 30 minutes in the dead of night on Thursdays only.
i learned that in ancient Athens, only the 300 wealthiest citizens had to pay tax; this was considered a high honor, and taxpayers competed to provide the greatest public good (x)
Bring this back!!
CONGRATULATIONS š¾ššš
YOU HAVE QUALIFIED TO PAY TAXES! WITH THIS ACHIEVEMENT YOU WILL SHOW ATHENS WHAT A SMART SKILLFUL BAD MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE AND HOW MUCH PEOPLE LOVE AND NEED YOU WITH EACH PAYMENT!ONLY BY PAYING TAXES CAN YOU MAINTAIN THIS ELITE STATUS!
WELCOME CITIZEN! YOU MADE IT BIG!
starlings really are just night sky in a mortal vessel huh
like...
Brass nails and why I have them.
Ever since last night Iāve been getting a lot of questions about my brass fingernails. First of all. NO, they are not prosthesis. i have them for a specific reason.
Hereās what they look like:
another viewĀ
HEREās is the reason:
I bite my nails all the time. constantly, idly, without thinking.
If youāre like me, and love giving back scratches, then having no nails is a problem:
Hereās how chose to fix this problem:
Shoot bullet, collect casing.
cut bullet.
The bullets have a taper inside. we will want the broader side of the taper to be outward on our nails, and the thinner side against the rear of the nail so there is no jutting up of material when they are glued on. Hereās what that taper looks like, one cylinder is flipped over to show how thick it is at the base:
clip, bend, and trim into a nail shape:
sand for a fine (BUT NOT CUTTING SHARP) edge on the front and smooth edges.
Glue with Krazy glue, itās the best.
itāll dry quick. NOW TRY BACK SCRATCHES. LOOK AT THIS DIFFERENCE.
Amazing. the nails will stay on for about a week at a time before working themselves loose, when that happens just scrape the glue off and reapply.
Unless you happen to have reached into the closet and snagged it on your shelves and broke the nail off on your pinky cuz holy god that hurt. reapply anyways.
Also these work as screwdrivers, knives and various other multi-tools at the tip of your finger, so thatās pretty rad. I donāt know how odd i should feel about having done this, but i must say; itās handy as hell and really fun to have nails again.
OH, also you can shine them with ābrassoā or something but screw that, Iāve tried that and they get mirror bright and really annoyingly shiny. not my thing.
excellent
this is some steampunk shit and i love it
Holy shit, this is literally the coolest thing Iāve read all day.
āHereās how I chose to fix this problem:
shoot bullets, collect casingā
how the fuck did the fire nation beat fucking anyone their element can't do shit to any of the others
shoot fire at an airbender? they blow fire back in your face now you got burn face
a waterbender sends a wave at you and you defend with fire? congrats dipshit now you've turned that attack into steam in your eyes at best or boiling water on your skin at worst
you throw fire they throw rock you get hit with hot rock war over
Literally the only way the fire nation fought enemies was with slow technological veachiles (drills and air boats) and fucking AMBUSHING PEOPLE. AND IT WAS MAINLY AMBUSHING CIVILIANS (against the Geneva Convention). The fire nations army is full of war criminals
You think they have the Geneva Convention in ATLA? They donāt even have Geneva.Ā
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very controversial statement for tumblr but sometimes when I read books or watch movies I enjoy them
consuming media is for whores
Local whores in your area looking for book recommendations
concept: elves are supernaturally good at everything ONLY because they live to be bonkers old and if you were hot and sexy for thousands of years youād be kickass at archery and treeclimbing and horseback riding too. but like thereās 20 year old elves out there that are just straight dumbasses who canāt do shit.
concept: non-elves canāt tell the 20 year old elves apart from the 2000 year old elves
concept: thereās aĀ 20 year old elf in your tavern and heāsĀ counting on thisĀ
