K-Okay

y'all need to understand the difference between bullshit that shouldn't be paid attention to and bullshit that unfortunately has to be paid attention to

i need a prostate orgasm [remembers that want is the root of all evils] i mean i am indifferent to receiving a prostate orgasm

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

dead

”this file type is not supported” umm grow up?

Your ass is getting opened in notepad

When this is all over we need to make Nuremberg look like a Model UN conference when it comes to dealing with ICE agents.

when i go in a room and forget what i needed i become a point and click protagonist. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [socks?] i don’t know what to do with that. [charger?] that’s not helpful right now. [scissors?] i can’t do anything with that. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [lone paperclip?] that’s not helpful right now. [water bottle?]

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved