we can sell that as sexy

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

Rifling through the tags, here's some other terms which are apparently causing mass carnage whenever they escape our borders:

Having a goon (i.e. Sipping on a delightful wine)

Having a gaytime (Eating an icecream)

Having a sticky beak (Investigating)

Take a squiz (To have a sticky beak)

Get stuffed (To express a revelation is most frightful)

Chuck a sickie (Take a day off work due to the humours being misaligned)

Chuck a wobbly (When one's temperament becomes visibly upset)

Carry on like a pork chop (Acting most silly indeed)

Thongs (flip flops)

Hot chook (Pre-cooked supermarket rotisserie chicken, otherwise known as the Bachelor's Handbag)

Fair suck of the sauce bottle (Let's be real)

Shits me to tears (Something is mildly annoying)

Not here to fuck spiders (Expressing a situation is serious)

Having a piss-up (A social gathering)

I'll shout you (offering to goon an old chum)

Because when they bring up Shane's parents and Shane says they'd be okay with him being gay but they just haven't talked about it, Ilya shrugs and lets it go.

However, when Shane adds "Sometimes I think I would've told them already" Ilya cannot let it go "Oh this is my fault?" Because Ilya knows how much Shane loves his parents. And Shane would've told them already if it wasn't Ilya. Shane who loves his parents so much is lying to them because of Ilya. Shane whose parents would be okay with him being gay is keeping it a secret because of Ilya. If it was anyone else, Yuna and David would welcome him into the family and accept him as Shane's boyfriend and love him. She would've loved you like I love you. Shane is lying to the most important people in his life because of Ilya. She would've loved you like I love you. Because his parents would be okay with him being with a man but not him being with Ilya. She would've loved you like I love you. Because his parents hate Ilya. "I think you can tell your parents you're gay without giving them a list of all the guys you're fucking" Am I just a guy you're fucking? "Anyways it doesn't really matter" And Shane abruptly stands up and Ilya's hand on Shane's leg drops and he's doing the nose thing that he does when he's uncomfortable. It doesn't really matter...