A little afraid to ask, but what kind of juices are in Tony the tigers armpit? Is it just sweat or is there something more sinister?
Finally a good fucking question
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A little afraid to ask, but what kind of juices are in Tony the tigers armpit? Is it just sweat or is there something more sinister?
Finally a good fucking question

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can you imagine what it will be like the day it finally happens. no one will be posting about anything else. category 10 posting event. if it happens because of someone else their gofundme page will reach over $500,000 within a day. #hopecore
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It is going to happen this year. You know what I mean. God’s will. Naturally of course. No need to come knocking on my door. I’m chilling at home and I’ll be chilling at home when it happens. Before I go running out into the streets that is. Shaking the mailman’s hand. Kissing nurses and shit. All of a sudden there’s a drumline and a mariachi band and breakdancers and fuckin… David Guetta is DJing on a rooftop if David Guetta is still alive. Maybe we’ll even get to watch it live on TV. The first flicker that something is really wrong. Slowing it down and rewinding it after like when Lisa broke Ralph’s heart. The realization in his eyes. The first single moment of self awareness in 80 years. Like a flailing panicked deer you’ve crashed your car into on the side of a snowy mountain pass. The eyes fluttering back and forth. Surely this can’t have been it. Perhaps a brief bargaining with God. God saying he’s going to pass on the deal. I do not agree with your terms sir. It’s gonna be like the Will Smith Summertime video out there. Everywhere. We’re all going to get fired from our jobs for posting. 100% unemployment. One good day.
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It was a nice day…
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it starts as it ends, with a garden ... and two supernatural beings sharing a moment together
Soft evenings and a glass of wine
the brothers Area
Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)
“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.
this shit from the comments is unironically so fucking sad to me. this is where we’re at now? “aren’t books supposed to have morals?” genuinely let’s all just pack it in and go home, we tried the whole “experiencing life and art at a greater complexity level than an eight year old can handle” thing and it didn’t work out, somebody break the news to oscar wilde, we’re done here. “books are meant to teach you something.” christ.
its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.
Jon Archivist Sim would be so confused by the way the online fanbase engages with The Magnus Archives
"I understand that it's a popular podcast, and I understand there could be... entertainment value... in experiencing our work solely through the lens of fictitious stories. But it doesn't make any sense-- It appears as if you people forgo the statements entirely, preferring to derive your entertainment from petty workplace banter--"

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No way I just caught myself thinking "what if next week they release a scret second episode that fixes everything" close enough welcome back johnlock conspiracy
Why did need God to intervene if they could’ve written a new book of life like Aziraphale started doing with the blank book? Crowley and Aziraphale could have written a new universe and continued to watch over it as the ONLY angel and demon.
I don't think they wanted the job, but yes
They could have created the universe without other angels and demons. Without heaven or hell
For fucks sake, they didn't even have to make an excuse of idk, making themselves vampires or something
They just could have made themselves immortal. With God-like powers, but without taking responsibility. Or actually doing God's work. The humans would still have their free will. The ineffable husbands would still be ineffable husbands and not just married Michael Sheen and David Tennant
I just.. I can't accept what actually happened
Okay putting aside the polarising bits about the ending, this was still such a WEAK episode for a series that has given us such interesting stories till date.
- what was the point of introducing Jesus?
- what was the point of all the build up to a final showdown of heaven and hell versus humanity?
- what was the point of the apocalypse when just stealing and burning the book of life could have ended everything?
- what was the point of creating a godless universe after everyone who lived in the god's universe had already been obliterated?
- what was the point of Aziraphale and Crowley dying for the creation of a new universe? They still ended up with their entire universe and everyone and everything they ever knew being erased from existence.
- what was the point of Michael just tearing pages from the book and nothing being done to stop them?
- what was the point of putting the line about Metatron tweaking the book and fiddling with reality if there was to be no payoff from that hint?
- what was the point of Jesus learning to find the lady? He still ended up erased from existence
What was the point of GO3?
Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.
I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead
The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability
tumblr may have censored porn but check this out
i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

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sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...
METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????
GOOD OMENS
2x02 • “The Clue”