I am the sexy single in your area.

starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

they cant even find beauty in fat ppl

Baa baa backstreets, have you any boys

Pride month : Make yourself proud today :: Spite month : Make yourself spout today

:: Sprite month : Make yourself sprout today

:: Fire month : Make yourself four today

:: Trite month : Make yourself trout today

:: Nine month : Make yourself noun today

Cleric fucking a warforged, call that Deus Sex Machina

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

propose to him with the worst fucking ring you can possibly get your hands on. like not a half-assed, "oh you won't like anything I get anyway," passive-aggression ring, that is not the play, you need to do your research and take some interest in the things that matter to your enemy future husband and really learn about like, the gemstone cuts or whatever, and then you need to get him the most eye-catching ring you can find that would also be completely offensive to his overdeveloped sensibilities. He's putting in all this effort to bribe the cat to bite you, it's the least you could do to step it up in response.

So that anon came back with an adorable proposal story, but I fucking love this idea and need it to make it into someone's fanfic or something

If a system needs to be abused for poor people to get the help they need, I don't think poor people are the problem.

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.