Subtly Brilliant

i feel like a big part of the appeal of dungeon crawler carl is that it is fundamentally a story where a man is told "through complex legal and technological processes we have completely fucked over the lives of you and everyone you care about to enrich ourselves" to which the man asks "what if i killed you with bombs" and it turns out the answer is they forgot that was an option

Reblog and put your Mitch McConnell theories in the tags (is he alive, dead, etc.).

i should fuck my ds

having ocs is so beautiful u might even think it's the most beautiful thing ever UNTIL! ☝️ friend who ALSO has ocs

ohhhh my sweetness promtis…😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 ohh……. do they know they have 30 minutes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

sometimes when you are wondering “what lesson am I meant to learn from this person in my life?” the answer is that you are supposed to devour their head like a praying mantis and be done w them

i still don’t understand what the difference is between a strike and a ball ❤️