boys getting bigger

I don't know what is happening to me

Pigfected doesn’t even begin to describe how I’m feeling right now

I love hamburgers.

Oh look, it's Leonardo Sampaaio, or should I say, 'Leonardo Sampancake'? Remember when you used to flex those abs like they were a personality trait? Now the only thing you're flexing is the elastic waistband on your undies, desperately begging for mercy. That gut of yours isn't just a beer belly, it's a full-blown industrial accident, a gravitational anomaly that’s probably bending light around it. I’d say you let yourself go, but clearly, you sprinted there, arms wide open, diving face-first into every cream-filled pastry within a 10-mile radius. Your before-and-after pics aren’t a glow-up, they’re a blow-up, like someone inflated you with a bike pump and forgot to stop. And those skintight undies? Buddy, they’re not clinging to you out of loyalty, they’re struggling for survival, stretched so thin they could double as a trampoline for your next binge. You went from “Hey, check out my six-pack” to “Hey, check out this keg I’ve been cultivating”. Congrats on the world’s saddest metamorphosis. At this point, the only thing you’re chiseling is the entire cake before lunch.

Anyone down for a bit of heavy cream and a jiggle?

Anyone down for a bit of heavy cream and a jiggle?

Some call this a mental illness… but I’m just making myself fat on purpose with fast food. I made myself get addicted to fast food and unhealthy habits. The results are showing

eat well and fatten

Oh what happened to me?

I wish someone could feed me

Milk does a belly good

I wish someone could feed me