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I’ve watched d20 for years and have avoided being infected by brennan’s “da da da” but I guess c4 was the last straw because I keep doing it to fill silence now 😭
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I have never related to Grog harder in my life.

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Team Theater: major spiritual moment, a performance that has literally altered the outcome of souls trapped by the bars of a bloodied past, finally given rest
Team Villa: a family drama, intrigue and disorder hiding deep secrets of the angels and a religion that threatens lives
Team Manor:
I just want to make a quick note about this before people get too silly about the situation. It's very important to remember that Robbie is Native American, and is putting a lot of work into making sure that Kattigan has indigenous cultural touchstones as part of his characterization. And that is the appropriate lens through which we should view his missing and murdered wife and daughter, I think.
I would be reluctant to use fridging in this exact context, because this isn't some imaginary scenario to generate manpain for a white hero, this is a much more common experience of Native American and First Nation people, having their wives and daughters and sisters (in particular, but not exclusively) go missing. And never getting answers, never learning what happened, and not being believed that there's a problem in the first place.
This is like how being rescued from a tower by a prince is not particularly empowering or affirming to cis physically able straight thin perisex white women and girls, but can be for basically anybody else. Particularly black girls and women, who do not get a lot of cultural messages that treat them as people who are so valuable and precious, who may not have the strength to save themselves, or may wish that they didn't fucking have to save themselves (and everyone else) all the time.
White men have this story so often happen that we have a trope name specific to one specific and particularly egregious version of this, but you don't often see men who look like Robbie dealing with this type of story in fictional settings, even though it happens for men like Robbie in real life with horrifying frequency.
Sometimes stories that are old can be new again in different hands, from different point of views, so just... mind how you step here.
The Adults’ Table! Also known as The Schemers’ Table.🍺
(I dropped everything to draw this line from episode 24)
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being strongly against a specific pov narration (like refusing to read something if it’s written in the third person, for example, which apparently is a thing, but i’ve seen it go the other way too) is part of the plague of faux-intellectual fake “critical” reading skills that completely miss the point of reading, akin to calling everything an “unreliable narrator” or misinterpreting things in bad faith just to score imaginary points or thinking of reddit-brained plot twists etc etc. first/second/third person should NOT be a hurdle, it is NOT a bonus level of difficulty, you should NOT be debilitatingly caught up in this!!! and above all you do not have to see yourself making love to a horny fucking orc or whatever in every single goddamn thing you read!!!

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genuinely, how do you focus on combat training when your commander is standing there LOOKING LIKE THAT?!
HIT HIM AGAIN FOR ME
Occtis when he has to explain to Thaisha why Dame Seremai is a zombie
Brother! I got out!
Termina, the Vessel of No Thing (I love her)

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shadow monsters: just say No
my undead knight and i saw you from across the bar and we fucking hate your vibes