i am tired

does slapping the melon like that hurt it ? like does it affect how it works or anything

much like the way the Italians exported pizza and the Americans ruined/perfected it for the Italians to import it back again and then re-export the “authentic” product back to America, so the British took tea from Asia and ruined/perfected it by adding milk and sugar then Asia took that and ruined/perfected it by adding tapioca bubbles and even more sugar and exported it back again.

So what you’re saying is, food is a conversation between cultures.

“your food sucks ass but I can fix it”

when will someone spotify wrap me in their arms

long overdue for a scream in the woods

being nonbinary and a fan of non-human creatures isn’t easy. like i’m constantly struggling with the fact that i’m both like “i wish there was more enby representation in humans” and “i’m the same gender as mewtwo and that fucking rips”

the tension between “representing NBs only as nonhuman characters is dehumanizing and othering” and “but monsters, aliens, and robots are so much cooler than humans”

in this photo i have 3 hands and they’re all wearing a different jacket

Keep seeing pronoun positivity posts is about he/they and she/theys. That's cool and all but this one's for the she/hes. If you're a she/he I love you and you can take as much mint as you want from our garden

Is this a positivity post or a secret cry for help? OP, how bad is the mint situation?

It's both the mint situation is fucking severe

aaaaaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i don’t think native english speakers can ever fully appreciate the emotion i felt when i first found out that the vulnerable spot on the side of your forehead which is arguably the best spot to be kissed is called your temple 

Shouldn’t have made it so bouncy then.

The story behind how March of the Gladiators actually became associated with clowns is actually kind of amazing. So when circuses were becoming a thing the performers needed a way to keep in contact and keep organized. So the bands would have certain songs that they would perform that meant different things that the cast knew but the audience didn't. IIRC March of The Gladiators was a signal that there was an issue that needed to be resolved before the next act could go on and for the Clowns to come out and do some improvisational bits in order to keep the audience entertained.

While we’re on the subject, the song Stars and Stripes Forever is circus code for “it’s an emergency; get the patrons out NOW.”