45 silver worms in a trenchcoat

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

having a snuggable animal in your home is like a constant minigame of ancestral persistence hunting, every morning this beast is getting yoinked from various parts of the house to indulge our daily ritual of bringing him back to bed for cuddling purposes. im like the doom guy in hell meme but instead of ronald reagan im looking for my cat

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

james ortiz describing rocky as a deeply anxious 14 yr old boy is so dear to me

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

so far "count the rice" is like "what if a game show was actually an escape room, but what if the escape room was actually the inferno and you have to climb your way out of several layers of hell"

They grow grants there like rhubarb