45 silver worms in a trenchcoat

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

The Doctor: While I'm gone, you're in charge Jack. Jack: Yes! The Doctor, whispering to Rose: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want him to feel bad. Rose: Obviously.

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.

i can't do secret hidden lore or leave things up to imagination because i like showing people things too much . i'm like check it out do you like my story here's every single thing that has ever happened in it . i'm too excited for tacit implications i like to show off my characters like someone shows off their pet kitty that they put a cute hat on

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They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

I know this is an ice cold take but watching TOS was shocking because I thought Kirk was a womanizer before going in and no it turns out he just loves falling in love.

Yes, he's a slut, but he's an emotional slut and he deserves credit for that

If you haven’t read Kirk Drift, read Kirk Drift.

shoutout to maybe my favorite dune line, "his voice was low, charged with unspeakable adjectives." frank herbert really wrote that and decided to call it a day. got to say, i sure did feel some adjectives when i read it.

now that we have successfully nitpicked the difference between poisonous and venomous it is time we nitpicked the difference between parasite and parasitoid

yes

that being said landlords are parasitoids

[Image ID: Tumblr tags (punctuation added by describer) reading: prev parasites don't intend to kill the host and parasitoids do. That isn't to say parasites Can't...but they don't want to because if the host dies they like will too!! It is an accident if the host die. A tapeworm wants you to live because you are feeding it. If you die it stops eating! So it will be careful with you. A parasitoid doesn't care. Like baby wasps eating the insect they were lain in by Mama; by the time dies the wasp can move on to its next snack. /End ID]

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

What the fuck???

A day