45 silver worms in a trenchcoat

customer facing worker faces customers politely more at ten

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

we've all talked a lot about how infuriating it must be for kipperlilly that riz is too busy to be her nemesis this year but i think we're overlooking the fact that riz very much picked his own nemesis in the rat grinders and its not kipperlilly. that little man fucking hates oisin

Only if you specify in the contract that the demon can't use chat-GPT

This brings a whole new element to my understanding of Devil Went Down to Georgia

“what are you, four different dogs” is literally the greatest most potent most cutting insult anyone has ever volleyed. followed so shortly by “a white family’s fleet of dogs” my god. you simply got her, beardsley. you got her

actually so obsessed with van & max’s relationship. coolest woman alive and her terribly unfunny son. elder butch and repressed gay. female dad and male daughter.

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

when fictional creatures are characterized as having superhuman agility (e.g. some versions of vampires) i think they should also canonically have flabby skin. "this species has catlike predator traits" ok now give it catlike baggy skin for flexibility. make its tummy jiggle like a slinky

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice