45 silver worms in a trenchcoat

like idk if I love the spock was only emotionally vulnerable with kirk because he thought he was a figment of his imagination and not because they naturally grew closer and he felt inclined to deepen their intimacy BUT it is very funny that instead of talking to his girlfriend about his issues he thought it made more sense that he would be hallucinating jimjam kirk on the planet that gives u what u need so he could do it with him instead. and play boardgames all night long.

you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

It’s so funny how like. Spock is queer bc of the subtext, the Otherness inextricable from his character, meanwhile William Shatner was handed the straightest man of all time on paper and fumbled the bag bc he couldn’t stop giving Leonard Nimoy fuck-me eyes and now he lives in a bi Kirk hell of his own devising, forever enduring the conshatquences of his shactions

the thing about State Parks is they range from Pleasant Nothingburger #52 to The Tightest Shit You Ever Saw That Nobody's Heard Of

much has been said about "fics titled with lyrics (and parentheses)" but what about the ones titled with single vaguely religious-sounding obscure vocab words with direct latin and greek roots? I'm talking synecdoche. iconoclasm. exegesis. eschatology. cataclysm. hagiography. occultation. apotheosis. you know the kind.

I love the idea of King Arthur having incredibly advanced and anachronistic knowledge of certain things and average dark ages knowledge about others. Because he was educated by Merlin. Camelot has incredibly good sanitation and disease prevention measures but King Arthur also thinks the sun revolves around the earth because that’s what Aristotle said and Merlin didn’t think it was worth unpacking.

Camelot being remembered as this bastion of excellence and plenty and its knights being renowned for their almost supernatural fighting abilities because Arthur had some idea of germ theory and sports medicine and nutrition so the court was thriving in comparison to the rest of Europe.

“We must convince the serfs to implement regenerative farming practices such as crop rotation to maximize the yield from the nutrient poor rocky soil and avoid future famines. Also, I have to put my wife to death for cheating on me because that’s what the Bible says.”

I love the idea of King Arthur having incredibly advanced and anachronistic knowledge of certain things and average dark ages knowledge about others. Because he was educated by Merlin. Camelot has incredibly good sanitation and disease prevention measures but King Arthur also thinks the sun revolves around the earth because that’s what Aristotle said and Merlin didn’t think it was worth unpacking.

They should add "On Horseback" option to Google Maps. For writers.

"become a fish" (gay)

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

this is an insane story

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post