deliver me from being perfect and complete

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

these people would fucking die if they ever spoke to more than 1 furry

cats be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

The winner takes it Saul. The loser has to call