(writes something) god this sucks so bad. this is awful. i'm the worst writer ever. this is nothing. (rereads it a while after writing it) oh dude this is fire. i'm the god of writing. (writes something again) god this sucks so bad. th

in a gay cousin-off. they never tell you how hard it is when youre not the only one. not even special. fucked.

can erling haaland be loved genuinely

not to be a pedantic hater but i wish tumblr accent wasn't the commonly used term to describe tumblrina typing quirks and phrases bc that is Not an accent it's a dialect!!

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

i’m not doing anything ✅ my body’s made of crushed little stars ✅ i don’t know how i’m gonna pay rent ✅ i better ace that interview ✅

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

You really can get Tumblr users to fall for anything - medieval-era feudalist propaganda, for instance - if you sound authoritative and put it in the form of a list.