Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

You really can get Tumblr users to fall for anything - medieval-era feudalist propaganda, for instance - if you sound authoritative and put it in the form of a list.

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

listen yall i understand the article i linked talks about azhegiiwewining as language education (which it is). but it's also art. youre allowed to engage with it as an art piece, you know. not every piece of indigenous culture you see has to be treated like youve been assigned a piece of homewoke. you can just treat it like art.

it's so important to get a useless degree so that no one will ever hire you #Truth

boobs should have a toggle on/off feature

life is short and there's no reason to hesitate which is why i just made an appointment at my local piercing shop

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.