A Balloon, Of Rock

*while sewing*: you are a fabric. you can stay a fabric. you do not yearn to return to being string.

*while spinning*: you are a thread. you can stay a thread. you do not yarn to return to being fluff.

*while embroidering*: you are a thread on a needle. you can just exist as thread on a needle. you do knot yearn to become a tangle.

*while turning wood* you are timber on a lathe. You can stay as timber on a lathe. You do not yearn to become a live hand grenade.

"I have never seen a cat that showed affection/love for it's owner" is the pet ownership version of "I don't believe in Female Orgasms they don't exist, after all, my wife has never had one"

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

#people want to treat their own bad behavior as if it was as inevitable as the weather #and then when the people they're assholes to are like 'actually fuck you' and stand up for themselves #they get all pearl clutchy about how they have a ~right to express themselves~ and how other people ~just can't handle the truth~ #toddlers (via @shesgonnachangetheworld)

People be like, “It’s just my nature!” and excuse me but I genuinely believe you can do better

Yeah some of the responses are so weird too because it's almost always people who are saying something deliberately inflammatory and insulting, but then they act shocked and wounded and defensive when they get the "fuck you" response. They pick a fight and then immediately start whining, not even because they lost, but because someone obliged them with a fight.

It's like that thing where a kid relentlessly bullies the other kids around them but immediately runs off crying to the teacher the second anyone retaliates.

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

okay if this breaks containment I think my asian grandparents would be proud of this post being my legacy. but for their sake i must clarify my personal stance. NO SHOES IN THE HOUSE AT ALL

fuck, man, the fog's been trying to contact me all day. I just turned my phone on and it says I've had a bunch of mist calls

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping