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if i look back, i am lost

shark vs the universe

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we're not kids anymore.
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@performing-personhood
oh im gonna be weird about this for so long

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walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes
Vic is never actually trying to win Game Changer.
Vic is playing an entirely different game that happens to be taking place on the same set.
The rules are known only to Vic. The victory conditions are known only to Vic. Half the time I'm not convinced Vic knows them until midway through the episode.
Everyone else is trying to figure out the game Sam has designed.
Vic is trying to discover what happens if you introduce a completely different game into the room.
last week I was deep in the trenches ploughing through work and mid-afternoon realised I'd neglected to open the blinds and the room was a little dim, so I got up to do that and discovered that a car had flipped onto its roof directly outside my flat and the entire street was closed and flooded with emergency service while they dragged someone out of the vehicle and packed them into an ambulance. so now every time I open the blinds I'm a little like the dog with the ham sandwich bush. what the fuck could it be today.
āDo dishesā and ātake out trashā both require the use of a spell slot, vs āuse phoneā is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

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Reblog this photo of a kƤpylehmƤ to have a kƤpylehmƤ in your blog
It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO kƤpylehmƤs in your blog!
They're traditional Finnish toys, little cows made out of spruce cones, on their way to see the world from one tumblr blog to another
@elodieunderglass not horrible, but things with legs?
Iāll send them on their lovely journey, thank you!
āA Wall Street Journal report revealed Saturday the Americans who voted for President Donald Trump have soured on him amid the economic fallout of the Iran war. According to the Journal, new polls by the Cook Political Report found that more voters disapprove of Trumpās handling of the economy after gas prices jumped during the Iran war. The polls cited by the Journal found that 61 percent of voters disapprove of how Trump is handling the economy.ā
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āYou want to cryā: MAGA voters tell WSJ they feel 'horribleā about voting for TrumpĀ
Oh, you feel bad now? Youāre miserable and struggling? Youāre scared and unsure about what insane and destructive bullshit he is going to unleash on us at any given moment? Well, fuck you.
Fuck you. We warned you. The people who knew him best from his first term warned you. He warned you himself, through his increasingly deranged and depraved behavior.
And you fucking laughed at us. You mocked us. You called us names and said we were as deluded as you actually were and are.Ā
So, again, fuck you. Fuck you and fuck Trump and fuck maga. You own all of this. You did this to us. You deserve to have a shitty day; we do not. You deserve to struggle and suffer; we do not.
You never cared about his racism, his violence, his hatred, his predation, his 34 felonies. But suddenly, you care about *checks notes* the economy, because this directly affects you.
Go fuck yourself, Maga. You are not forgiven. You are not welcomed back into polite society with open arms. You are pariah. You carry a scarlet letter for the rest of your hopefully miserable lives, because you failed the easiest open book test in the history of the world. While we were doing the work on the group project called Democracy, you were doing a jerk off dance with a rapist.
So, and I say this with my full chest, go fuck yourselves. Maybe ā maybe ā you can make amends, but weāve endured a decade of this nightmare you have trapped us inside, so maybe we can check in with you in ten years, and see how much responsibility you have taken, and how much work you have done to clean up the catastrophic mess that you made.
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The problem with being low support needs is that people mentally autocorrect that to āno support needsā and then proceed to give you absolutely nothing and then get surprised when you implode after six months.
so many people ive known have pushed themselves to burnout trying to deny their disabled reality, skipping accommodations, skipping rests etc. and the world convinces them that the solution to their burnout is to push even harder. itās a huge tragedy. i know social pressures make it tough but i want more disabled people to make things easier for themselves where possible, to opt out of things that harm them when possible, to quit while theyāre ahead. be that person today! protect yourself where you can! take micro breaks while doing your hobby. get that shower chair. sit to brush your teeth. lie down in the middle of the day, even if only for 5 mins. these things add up and itās so worth it.
happy disability pride month! ACCOMMODATE YOURSELF TODAY!

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MARISA TOMEI as Mona Lisa Vito
MY COUSIN VINNY (1992) dir. Jonathan Lynn
God I forgot all about that backless floral catsuit. Yowza what an icon.
I took my nephew and niece to their first event when they were⦠five and seven? They each picked out a heavy and a rapier fighter to cheer on (we made favors for them to give as part of the Plan to Keep Little Kids Entertainedā¢). They interpreted this to mean that they were to LOOK AFTER these fighters and spent the remainder of the day taking them water and sharing goldfish crackers with them.
You donāt know happiness until you see a little kid hand a Knight an Uncrustable and have him devour it gratefully.
#congrats your children reinvented squires (via @roach-worksā)
Thought this needed a little update with all the childish gatekeeping going on recently
RIP Captain Jack Harkness you would have loved - oh nvm he's back lol
āIf you love cooking with garlic, you know it does a lot of good in recipes by helping build flavor ā but its strong odor can linger for hours, especially on our hands. Weāve all been in the situation where after preparing a wonderful meal, weāre left with the stench of garlic on our fingers ā yuck! There are a few tricks people often recommend to eliminate the smell: lemon juice or vinegar, rubbing your hands with salt, or even using toothpaste! But those donāt work ā all they do is mask the garlic smell. So what does really work? Stainless steel.ā
cooking with garlic? jerk off your sink
STRONGLY recommend jerking off a stainless steel spoon or just getting one of those gimmicky stainless steel āsoapā bars rather than using your expensive and hard to replace plumbing hardware - the stainless steel does get the stinky sulfur compounds off your hands, yes, but they have to go somewhere, and where they go is onto the steel. And stainless steel is not actually corrosion proof if you keep putting sulfur compounds on it frequently long term!
- local friendly chemist with considerable experience in What Things Can Eat What Grades of Stainless Steel (for spacecraft purposes mainly; donāt rub copper chloride on your taps either).

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I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself āiām such a locationpilled scampercelā and then perfectly envisioned this image
please i've already hurt so much
I Have No Teeth And I Must Fundraise
Hey everyone,
It's Your Local Bardic entity, Gallus Rostromengalus of Bread Jesus and other Weird Tumblr Story Fame.
Despite my best efforts to mitigate mt Terrible English Dental DNA, today two of my teeth broke.
I don't even have a fun story about this, it's literally terrible genetics and stress-grinding my teeth in my sleep.
I just got back from emergency surgery to get the pieces pulled and the hole in my jaw closed so I don't get an infection, but a second reconstruction surgery to give me a bone graft and dental implants will be needed so I can actually chew and use my mouth for it's intended purposes.
IĀ doĀ notĀ currentlyĀ haveĀ dentalĀ insurance. I haven't talked about it here much, but my husband was unemployed after getting laid off for almost all of last year. He has a job again, but it pays like 2/3rds of his previous one and the benefits are crap. Like no dental insurance until he's worked there at least a year.
So I'm on the hook for the full cost of Today's emergency surgery, Medication, and the necessary follow-up reconstruction, which my dentist estimates will cost between $5000-$7000. Our dentist has given us every discount she can and we have a payment plan, but losing half our household income has left us with no savings and credit cards at their limits. Even though I only need to come up with $500 this month to go ahead with the reconstructive surgery, I do not have any money to spare. It will also be VASTLY cheaper overall to pay for everything up front rather than pay interest over the months with the payment plan, but literally anything will help me right now.
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ThankĀ youĀ allĀ soĀ much, Gallus
Pic of Chaleston Chew lounging on his pillows because pics generally help these posts but I do not want to inflict images of Dental Trauma on all of you.
Holy Shit Guys. Thank you so much. Between this and the Donations I've received on Ko-fi, I am VERY set to cover the costs of this fiasco. I cannot overstate how much of a relief it is to have this taken care of, and how grateful I am for everyone who donated, shared, and helped me trouble shoot this. I am unbelievably blessed to be a part of this community. And as a member of this community, I need to pass this forward: If you're still in a charitable spirit, a friend of mine is facing some pretty dire housing issues and could really, really use your help as well.
Again, thank you everyone for all your help and take some pride and hope in the thought you've managed to make the world a bit of a better place.