Performing Personhood

crohns disease is essentially just your digestive system deciding to be allergic to food

I thinj IBD should stand for IIIOOOWWWIE BODY DESTROY instead like of you agree thumbs up

"i'm sure eating extremely buttery popcorn right after extremely cheesy pasta won't do anything bad to me!" - last words of a guy with crohn's disease

Not me wondering why my stomach feels kinda rumbly and upset for the last three days as if I literally don't have the "stomach upset for any reason or no reason at all" disease

Damn nothing reminds you you're disabled like having a job and/or going to school

In a stunning turn of events, the person with Chronic Tummy Ache Disease has a tummy ache. Five hundred thousand dead and a bajillion more injured in a Category 8 temper tantrum

Maybe one reason time seems to speed up in adult life is because when your full time job leaves you roughly 5 hours of free time a day plus two days off a week your life turns into a sort of monotony that makes the days blend together and creative pursuits move in slow motion as you can only get to them when other your commitments are done.

When you look back and think damn 2019 wasn’t that long ago where did the time go? Job. Your Job took it.

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

I fully 100% blame the smartphone's ubiquity for my lack of a computer (because I don't game and therefore haven't really needed one) for such a length of time that I am legitimately shocked every time I re-learn that cd drives are no longer standard equipment.

WOW LIFE IS VERY COOL AND FUN