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sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

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The Masc of Amontillado

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@copperbadge

copperbadge

I honestly expected to see "What trying to tell a man anything is like" under the image and then "The Masc of Amontillado" took me out at the knees.

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IT'S NOT MY FAULT IM PEVERTED ABOUT CAMERAS!!!! THE REAR ELEMENT IS SO FAR IN THAT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO CLEAN IT

THIS LENS IS NEARLY THREE TIMES MY AGE. CANON IS MAKING ME FINGER AN OLDER WOMAN AND THAGS BEAUTIFUL

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NOT THE LENS WIPE PACKAGE LOOKING LIKE AN OPENED CONDOM 😭

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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

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theramblingvoid

Hit "view post" and lost it

inbabylontheywept

i have recently decided to shave my head. surprisingly good experience. have been given far more professional defference than i actually deserve as a result. but. slight hazard. my coworkers are very kind and they have insisted on complimenting my skull shape. they are very insistent that i have a very nicely shaped skull. this is a perplexing and mildly unsettling compliment. i feel like a hot twink at the gay phrenologist bar. a lot of people have walked up behind me and simply gripped my head like a bowling ball too, which i personally have enjoyed, but suspect the average person would not. also, unless i shave my head every day, it becomes surprisingly hard to take my hoodie/beanie/hat off. its like having my head wrapped in grip tape. overall 9/10 experience.

inbabylontheywept

i also shaved an avatar arrow into it for the first day which the techs were overjoyed with. if you shave your head, you do get one day with your entire head as a blank canvas for any kind of tomfoolery. avatar was a frankly milquetoast option. if id walked in with, hypothetically, the toyota logo i think i would have been run out of my own lab on a rail.

inbabylontheywept

this is the best website on the internet

mommahoney

Lying Liars

YES!

gaeliclass

Welsh parliament agrees law to outlaw lying in future Senedd election campaigns.

katiedingo

I had to check this wasn’t The Onion

noahwyles

i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me

thanks dad

anremithrl

That was the correct thing to say.

playwrongs

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

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kuttithevangu

the new fantasy genre, popehunk, encompasses all books in which historical figures responsible for real atrocities are presented as sexy and potentially suffering from a cute lil' anxiety disorder

arinrowan

Gregor, wondering what to do with Miles after Miles has fucked up badly enough trying to solve a problem nepotism can't protect him from consequences so he no longer has a job

Miles, kicks down door: Gregor! I need one of your eight nepotism guys who can do anything they want to solve a problem!

Gregor: (lightbulb)

arinrowan

tags via sroloc--elbisivni

everina-maxwell-updates

Cover is UP! The stunning art is by @eliotbaum.

Call Me Traitor is the story of a living weapon fighting her way towards personhood and the awful lesbian she's doing it with. I keep calling it 'the sapphic Winter Soldier wizards' book despite being told we can't put that in the blurb.

STORY:

avoliot

So this is the book I have spent the last few years on! I think it's the best thing I've written. I am both nervous and hugely excited. Reblogs massively appreciated if that is your thing, and if you are inclined to preorder, they do help me out a lot with my publisher, but I completely understand that not everyone is in a position to. All interest treasured and appreciated!

(Also: HOW gorgeous is this art! I am unspeakably in love with it! How it captures these two idiots so accurately, and the incredible dawn clouds and the mountain and the sea. I pushed for Eliot Baum for the cover ever since he was among the initial artist suggestions because of the gorgeous way he does characters, and this both showed me that was the right choice and also completely blew me away. Highly recommend the follow: @eliotbaum. I am also a big fan of the title design, which is by Jess Kiley!)

ziyal

this shot of the joker pulling up his pants leg seems to imply that the white part of his feet is actually just bare skin, not fabric spats over a pair of dress shoes, as i had always assumed?? which means that the animated series joker has actually been wearing, like, kitten heeled pumps this entire time

powrbottomjoker

Just wanted to let you know I thought about this post so hard I ended up cosplaying it 😌

brawltogethernow

#the damage buff from that url

Huh what url– OH.

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powrbottomjoker

I thought I had accidentally deleted this and just about died man THIS IS MY LEGACY.

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medievalthymes

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

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pangur-and-grim

Every time you get owned about something insane you say it's like you turn into that drill tweet about turning into a corn cob

I have never been owned in my life.

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