I'm tired and angry, but somebody should be

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

LOVE THIS!!!

Moon Day’s coming up, lads!

Happy Moon Day, everyone!

IT'S MOON DAY MONDAY LADS

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

I've seen a lot of posts over the years about accidentally staying up until 3 AM reading a slow-burn fic on AO3 just waiting for them to touch pinkies, but I never see posts about my AO3 experience, which is going to bed tired and falling dead asleep in the middle reading of the most intense unhinged dick-slobbering ass-pounding fuckfest imaginable. Is that just me?

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

unfortunately I am not attractive enough to identify as a hot mess but I am definitely a room temperature inconvenience

reblog if its okay for people to send you $5,000 dollars with no strings attached

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

this is the vibe i bring to the party actually

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

if ur lgbt+ im curious: if u can remember, what was your first major Gay Ship?