Dr. Trashcan

Star Trek is crazy you’ll look away for two seconds and then Kirk is suddenly shirtless in a harness and a shock collar

this changed me

“i am going to make this hairless one’s day. He’s never before experienced bliss such as the crunch of a good leaf.”

“This human has SUCH BIG HANDS I’m gonna live vicariously through him!! YES!! CRUSH IT SO GOOD!!!”

the funniest thing about interview with the vampire is it's that kinda show that so many people are yearning for right now. they want to watch something where every line has a double meaning, where the darker parts of character dynamics are explored in detail, where hidden agendas are foreshadowed in throwaway dialogue, where boundaries are pushed towards more interesting ideas instead of stopping at the usual place. but they're looking for these things in shows that don't want to go down that path and then they're disappointed that the most interesting potential storylines are ignored. people of the world, the show you're looking for is right there.

firefox is just such a standard browser for anyone remotely interested in computers that remembering basically every normal person uses google chrome feels like a kick in the head