statistical nightmare

ah good now it finally feels like easter up in here

ps5 brain monday

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious

happy 1 year ps5 brain monday

happy 2 year ps5 brain monday

happy 3 year ps5 brain monday

SWEATS

looks like october is…. octover

i’m queueing this for next year

Its nowvember

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

we read all of this with the back of our mind parsing it as "nights where they don't scare you and also they serve you chicken" so when we got to the "missing the 'flight' part of fight or flight" part we just thought "that's okay, chickens are flightless too you'll be at home there" and then oh

No no keep going all of this is excellent

the modern equivalent of Godwin's Law is that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of accusations of pedophilia approaches 1

this likely stems at least somewhat from the fact that in modern society, being compared to Hitler isn't nearly as much of a career ender as it used to be

album art is so important because it tells you what color the songs are

Sometimes however the album art is wrong

If I were president of Doctor Who, I'd make a Simpsons episode and I'm not joking

Doctor Who and his bestie of the week arrive in a perfectly normal, if particularly eventful, small town in modern day earth, full of quirky characters who have all been stuck in time for close to 40 years. They aren't trapped in the 80s, though, time keeps moving forward, but the people don't. They're aware of the passage of time, but not of their static nature. Their young son has celebrated 35 Christmases and 35 tenth birthdays and he remembers all of them, he just hasn't put together that this is too many for someone who would, if pressed, claim to have been born in 2014. Their daughter remembers being 8 in 2004, in 1998, in 1989, but she's sure she was born in 2016. The 44-year-old school principal has PTSD flashbacks from a war that should've been over five years before he was born. The parents are in their late 30s but their worn, elderly voices tell a very different story. What's causing this? Is it ethical for the doctor to make the residents aware of their condition, or to fix it, knowing Grandpa might crumble to dust if he does the math on his age? Should a state of affairs be allowed to persist like this for so long?

yeah okay ill reblog that

mice are having sex in my walls :(

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

are you a medieval silk road merchant