guess who has a new fixation, besties

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

well damn . egg on my face

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

divorcebearing hips

I love being an animal I love that everything I am can only be because I am a recycled material sculpture sourced from the random but beautiful bullshit of planet earth

Schism? Schism today?

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

the unfortunate side effect of developing a more critical eye for fan behaviour as a product of society™️ is that new fan takes on a piece of media become fairly predictable. oh the white guy with daddy issues is your favourite? you think the asian man is an adorable subby cinnamon roll? you think the woman in a position of authority is either mom-coded or a total bitch? say less

the greedy and grossly extravagant owl city (10 million fireflies) vs the impressive but still humble magnetic fields (100,000 fireflies)

You can reverse the flow of Mako if you concentrate

You can also make her go faster if you unfocus your eyes

Smug face of a free man