Call me Yan. Or don't call me, I guess 🇺🇦

Dreamt someone that I used to know made me a glowing obelisk at a concert/sandstorm and someone stole it.

I yelled out to the crowd that I'd pay $20 for the return of my glowing son and people passed forward so many strange and marvelous glowing babies, but none of them were my glowing stone obelisk. 😔 #myobelisk

People willing to sell you their luminous children for 20 bucks

every couple of years there's a new superhero movie that will have many people telling you "no I know marvel is bad but this one is different, it's really good!" stay vigilant. it's gonna be bad

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

I have a giant black wasp in my bathroom for no good reason and I simply don't enjoy it at all.

Just choose to be happy

@weevilsdaily

so cute! so refreshing!

My favorite thing about fandoms is that there is always an mlp fan somewhere that can and will turn everyone into a pony, doesnt matter what genre the thing is or if its not super popular, it will be pony-fied

*at an art museum viewing christian art pieces but shaking my head the whole time to show i’m an atheist*

*at an art museum viewing christian art pieces but shrugging my shoulders the whole time to show i’m agnostic*