Merde, she wrote

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

when you have to kick him out in the morning because you've got work

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

hmmmmm.... this shitpost from a user i dont know seems like a warm, safe place to lay an overshare egg 🥚

and the sequel: hmmmmm.... this serious personal post from a user i don't know seems like a warm, safe place to lay a fandom reference egg 🥚

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

The exclamation point is a nice touch!

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

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The “How could you?!” in that little face is audible