your biological mother

Sexualizing that robot is a full time job and if I take a break I die

have you seen the lord of the rings movies? the practical effects look great, but there's also an amazing digital serkis

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

if mario was trapped in a cave for generations he would gradually become pale and lose his eyes and start hunting for fish and centipedes by sonar but he wouldnt lose his overalls or hat

as someone with aragorn's kind of face framing layers i just know the front pieces are hanging in his eyes all day every day... "my path is hidden from me" you are 4 bobby pins away from utter clarity.

And when Aragorn becomes King Ellesar lo and behold! He has a proper haircut. He wears a crown that stops his hair falling in his eyes. He gets a wife who knows about bobby pins.