Life is a Stuggle, Still goin tho👍

• begin with Adam smasher meaning that you would have the most toxic, but hilarious relationship. the "married couple who always fight each other and somehow aren't divorced after 40 years" (Or maybe Squidward x Spongebob type of dynamic, or Nichole x Jecka from class of 09. heavily depends on your personality)

• he's a huge tsundere, change my mind.

• let's imagine that this 6% of humanity left in this brain actually works and he's genuinely in love with you, but at the same time he's confused why he's in love, he doesn't understand why he wants to waste time with a stupid weak flesh aka you(affectionate).

• He would call you the most absurd nicknames. From "fuckable meat" to "dumb ass airhead". however sometimes he would curse at you in Russian since this mother was canonically Russian(and i headcanon him to know Russian). like Гандон (gandon) or Жoпа (arse/brat), however most of the times he would call you by your normal name. The sweetest petname he calls you is "love" and "baby" even if he say it in a mocking tone, if you also started shit talking him, it will turn into 5 hours argument that i can describe with "Are we fighting or flirting" or "you want to kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid" however it depends on who's the rage baiter and who's getting baited.

• He's protective of you, but in a "I'm the only one who's allowed to bully you" type of way. He's a huge cunt and menace at the same time what should i say? He also like scaring the shit out of you, and intimidating your coworkers and friends.

• He doesn't really live with you, he just visits you most of the time, After all he's mostly very busy crushing people spine, however after he finally finishes his work he just track you down(whatever you were in work or home) and jumpscare you, It can be quite annoying especially how he break your door unannounced. sitting in your couch like he owns the whole damn place, at least sometimes he bring some foods if you requested him.

• This ways of showing "affection" is strange and infuriating. especially if he thinks that you're ignoring him or giving him a silent treatment, like pulling your cheeks, flicking your forehead, boop your nose, or yanking your from your seat and put you in this lap, it hurts most of the time since he's metal, however if you comment about it, he will call you "weak" but he will flick your forehead harder if you mentioned about how he actually become a little gentle, a little.

• Cuddling with him is a little uncomfortable, since this body is made of metal and very very cold, which is the reason why you put a cushion/pillow and some blankets behind your back or under you so it can feel better, Adam doesn't really mind it, in fact he thinks it's cozy, he also changes this body to make it more bareable, but he won't tell you.

• If you annoyed him he will just spray water in your face like a cat getting punished, just for shit and giggles, if you tried to fight back he will just spray your body faster and stronger, he also throw a bucket of water in your face if you were late to work during sleep, and put your ice cubes in the bucket for extra effects.

• Don't you think it's funny how he spray you with water like a cat despite acting exactly like a one? He would enter your house like he's the one who built it after fighting with some punks(fighting isn't really an accurate term more like slaughtering), demands attention from you and paw you if you don't give him enough, then leave, and then will come AGAIN and judge you if you actually want some attention, he also let out mechanical purring if you rub this chrome, he gives tuxedo cat energy i can't explain it.

• It's also canon that there's Adam smasher body pillow in cyber punk, so if he saw you owning it he will have a mixed reaction, between giving you side eyes and questioning you, or he's actually amused and let out a "hmm", he also dislikes it if he caught you cuddling the body pillow, why are you hugging a body pillow of him when he's literally right here? Hey at least, it's accurate to this size.

• If you're going through hard times, and saw you crying, he would wrap your body with blanket like a burrito, open the tv, and cradle you in this arms, he would distract you before asking you if you want him to kill anybody, dude would take any chance to kill someone, killing someone who even just annoyed you is just an excuse for him, even if he doesn't need an excuse.

• He will play music sometimes when he's having a quiet moment with you, most of the time it will be Michael Jackson ,Frank Sinatra, Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monroe and Shelly Duvall, he will throw some snarky and rude comments if you dislike this song choice and played another singer/band.