Monsanto Hate Blog

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

the weather determines if I’m going to be evil

if you can reblog porn gifs, you can reblog those that do sex work and their content btw

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

Tired college dropout comes back to her small hometown and starts working the counter at the VHS rental store - she loves all the lonely moms who are insecure about buying the porno tapes from the back of the shop, and they sure love both her recommandations and the breakroom sex on quiet week days.

She runs on caffeine and cigarettes but she's never tense, always gives her advice on which porn tape they should take home in the most matter-of-fact voice. They always start out trying to shyly flirt with her on her smoke break until she puts out her cigarette and says "I have 15 minutes before I open back up, can I give you head in the back?"

prime day is back until the 26th! if anyone wants to pre-order The Ignoble Invasion of Prince Proculo, this is a great chance to get free shipping