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Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

What the fuck is that

I read Narnia to myself at 7 after my dad read me the books as bedtime stories. By age 9 I was reading 300 page books in about an hour (Black stallion, one of the sequels, I don't remember which ones) The Hobbit and LotR were age 8-ish, maybe earlier. I was reading adult books at that point as well. My library stack was usually 10-15 books and I would read them all in the allotted time. As an adult, I mostly read fanfic, but a million words a week is pretty typical for me. I've read more, sometimes less. I started reading around age 3 or 4, so chapter books at age 7 isn't that wild. What actually taught me reading was books on tape. My parents were exhausted with my endless demands for books so they got me cassette tapes that had books, fairy tales, and they would beep when it was time to turn the page and I hated being surprised by the beep so learning to read helped me predict the beep so I wouldn't be startled. (This is where I turn to the camera and say, with deepest sarcasm, "But I wasn't autistic.")