Starlight

A lot of fandom bullshit could be avoided if people just properly utilized the power of the three person group chat with a hilarious name.

this is a very relatable meme but i cannot stress enough that if you haven’t watched the good place you’re going to be very surprised to learn what words are being replaced here

There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that

But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand

people don’t enjoy shipping anymore. the point of shipping isn’t the catharsis of watching them kiss onscreen, it’s grabbing the characters and mashing their faces together like you’re five years old playing Barbie in your room again. it’s to take one moment of eye contact in canon and read that over and over and over again with twenty different writers’ interpretations of the characters internal monologues if they were in love. it’s to see the characters interact and cheer because you know that’s another moment to add to your list of canon compliant fic ideas. you’re stressing yourself out, this is supposed to be fun!

I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.

I really needed the last one

MY BABIESSS ARGHHHHH

Star Wars has three types of guy: Fump Geezgo from the Womflee system, Stabba Badguyman, and Chris