Songue85

Okay, everyone.

I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.

Friend, I have news you're gonna love. Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.

toothless is not the all-powerful dragon that he's implied to be in the movies. he has weaknesses, including that of eels, grimora, blue oleander, and death song amber. he's not the fastest, either, as demonstrated by a skrill that rides lightning to instantly zap into the clouds. snow wraiths are able to fly at crazy speeds even during blizzards.

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

Also, you can always go to court and contest a ticket, and a lot of times you’ll win. Or if the cop thinks you’ll win they won’t even show up and you’ll win by default.

process pics, salvaged the first version from an abandoned wip :p

The author's poorly disguised fetish

Surely nothing will happen if I leave Barry with you guys for a bit