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If you can post something positive, do it.

We all need the reminder that things can be better.

- i will not invite it to be the chain upon my shoulders.

“What if she needs to eat souls to survive-“ No.

"So what do you get in exchange? I get eternal youth and beauty."

"Yeah, and I get all my enemies smited."

"And my guy gave me immeasurable wealth. What'chu got, kid?"

"This super cute compact! Isn't it pretty? The heart-shaped jewels are so sparkly, and the mirror is always spotless!"

"...."

"And since we're pactbound, we're basically roomies now, so I also get a cool best friend and sleepovers on weekends!"

"...."

"But it's a pact," ey said. "A deal. An exchange is built in! You can't just Bestow Magical Powers for nothing in return. So what are you getting out of this, Goragog???"

Goragog's dark eyes wept their endless ichor. A halo of eldritch nightmares flickered around his head. With deliberate slowness he turned to meet Er'trian's accursed gaze.

*camera pans to the demon's 6-inch claws shimmering in the Hellfire's light with little hearts stickered onto them*

The smaller and non flying Mascots especially love him because he is willing to carry them or sit on his shoulders so they have an unobstructed view.

Of course, every time Rival goes to get evidence that Goragog is evil, she stumbles in on him doing something either inextricably cute or even outright helpful to others.

He's meeting with dark, shadowy figures on his own in a random alley? Oh, they're homeless folks that Magical Girl asked him to bring some food to.

Gathering supplies for a ritual that all of Rival's research indicates is a powerful summoning? It is a summoning, but for Goragog to invite a couple of his friends over for movie night with Magical Girl, and they go back to their realm without causing any trouble.

Stalking the local barista? He's got a crush on them. This does get him lectured by Magical Girl about stalking though, so he is eventually pressured to actually talk (quite nervously) to the barista while in his human disguise.

His hands are covered in blood? Nope, the red nail polish spilled and won't come off.

Every time Rival is blindsided by finding Goragog's seemingly suspicious behavior has a innocuous reason behind it, she becomes more and more assured that Magical Girl is actually helping cover for him.

“All magical girls are clumsy and personality-less”

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