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it's always "did you really need to burn down your workplace to prove a point" and never "how was the revenge arson? did you have fun doing revenge arson? were the flames pretty?"

um.

amazing would love more menace spidey

I want more superhero content where the heroes do stuff like this :D

I like to think spidey started to flip it and teased it like “oh! Oh! You better stop me! No? *tips more* oh your coffee spilled oh nooo!!” And then set it down upside down right as the cop ran up. The car isn’t destroyed, but like… this is clearly a problem. And all of this would have been avoided if the cop wasn’t being a prick.

correct

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

my fave part is that they’re at a coach fashion show

Didn’t anticipate one of the bonuses of going to a drag show in a smaller more conservative town would be getting to see a bro who clearly wandered into the wrong part of the bar by mistake experience what looked to be a transcendent awakening upon seeing his first drag show.

We love the character development

Answering "I don't know" is a level of self awareness a lot of people never attain

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

easy website

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

oww :(

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

mood: paintings of apollo and hyacinth where hyacinth looks like that lightweight friend who always ruins your night at the club by passing out early 

look. fungus can be pretty bad in your house, both structurally and in terms of the inherent health effects of having a living organism have sex on your walls and then release the resulting millions of spores into a confined space. but like. if you have three admirably large shelf-like mushrooms sprouting from the base of the wall in your living room, and they create a spore print so large it billows out a good couple feet….. idk man that might just be theirs now

How the fuck did berkeley’s polypore grow in this house????

Looking it up BP is a hardwood fungus so it might be coming from the floor. Whatever it is, it busted such a fat fungal nut that it’s impossible to tell if that’s hardwood or tile

you dont get “fat fungal nut” anywhere else but tumblr

Is it safe to eat?

The "asking the real question" side of Tumblr

Guys, my bone stealing days have consequences. I got an MRI via workers comp on my leg and a ligament is gone.

Thought I sprained my ankle, I did that but I also snapped a ligament smooth off. Idk the procedure but it’s been 3 months now so I don’t think they’re able to just reattach it. Especially if they can’t find the darn thing. I think what’ll go on is grafting and getting a dead guys ligament to replace it