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Julien -> yamanba

Maurice -> goshikku

Rob -> host kei

Ted -> Hime, idk if hime gyaruos exist but if not lets make them exist for Ted

Xixi -> Manba

Andy -> onii gyaruo

Pancho -> ora ora

Horst -> Haady (u cant see shit of him, hes antisocial okay he doesnt like pictures)

Also the reason why I made the whole gyarusa thing is A. I am a gyaru myself and I do like some good self projecting, B. If u take a look at how gals act, most of the characters ESPECIALLY JULIEN AND ROB are really gal coded, and C. Gyarusa got SOOOO messy at times so I do think it would be a thing that they would do in their school years, the lore is basically they found a bunch of gyaru magazines in the cove of wonders and then got all their favourite accessoires together to mimick the "aliens" (yknow, bc they dont rlly grasp the concepts of humans at that time atleast), also the only reason why Karl lowkey dickrides Maurice in this one is because Julien dickrides Maurice and Julien is his oshi (fav) so he must stan Maurice too, he hates Rob because he thinks hes shallow and Pancho bc he finds him to be too extreme. With this bit I REALLY wanted to make fun of stan culture, like Karl talks about positivity but also feeds into the rumors, and then acts like nothing happend, idk im a twt warrior so im always baffled by how much stantwt is willing to forgive and forget, idk its always 10 times more absurd when the funny animals do it so yknow... puts it into perspective. anyways thanks for reading byyeeeee

okay so basically MANGOTAIL is a gyarusa/gal circle (look it up) Maurice and Julien made, Rob is super duper jealous that Maurice is the vice leader of the group and not him since he's a better gyaruo than Maurice in his eyes. the group is: Julien, Maurice, Rob, Xixi, Ted, Pancho, Andy and Horst. Willie wants to be a part of the gyarusa but his parents wont let him wear make up so he cant be Gyaruo too bad so sad... Theyre like a ive-sa, which basically means they hosts events/parties.

Also Timo was at the con aswell and is a huge MANGOTAIL fan (I'm still thinking about a fan name..), but when he saw Maurice he was too chicken to go up to him so he made a robot he made do it for him instead, Maurice thought it was super weird but obliged.

also the reason Maurice's blog misses some features like the online status and the weird comment section is bc he cant program for shit, so everything is all over the place...

Maybe I'll make a post listing which substyle each of the lemurs are, and maybe send me some asks about this au if u guys want!! Super fun to talk about tbh

I say this on every post but I need u guys to know that this is all me bullshitting stuff, while I dont wanna traumadump bc thats hashtag cringe, I do struggle with things like the lemurs with their insecurities and habits. The pancho post I made first for this now-au was to make fun of people who encourage those habits like self harm and eds, and while they show it with their mean behaviour and lots and lots of insults, I show it through them in this weird hyper-exaggerated way that makes the thought processes behind these habits sound so absurd, BECAUSE THEY ARE!!! ur not a pig bc u eat, and u shouldnt hurt urself to numb the hurt others have caused u. Im no therapist, def dont wanna be one, but I hope that in a way, my work (if u could even call it that without being disrespectful to art itself) could make u crack a laugh and think “yeah that was quite an absurd mindset wasnt it?” Now I hate Shedtwt and shedblr with a passion since they quite the breeding places for encouragement of this behaviour, but even then I cant really hate them for having EDS or self harming in itself, because I for one struggled like that too, still do but thats cringe to talk about ew feelings ewwwwwww!!!!

Anyways yeah thats kind of it thanks for reading!! I should really get to making music shouldnt I?