my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part

bro, does this party have perfectly ripe summer heirloom tomatoes or do we need to pregame?

🌸 oh to be a sleepy baby horse in a meadow full of flowers is the dream 🌸

Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle

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i just beefed with someone online and I got tired of it so I said "I ate some really good blueberries today" and they replied "I had a fire ass peach today". world peace