Sup y'all

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

I've turned off the light so that maybe they'll include her by accident. 🤫

I need you all to know, I sat on this news for 72 hours, closely monitoring, waiting for more to be born and this is it. There are 4 of them. 😂

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"Accidentally discovered straight sex while confused in the dark" is like. The opposite of a porn premise.

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old

i'm sorry i don't know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.

"dni if you engage with irredeemable media! dni to kill a mockingbird stans" ok well CLEARLY you have never read to kill a mockingbird if you think it's irredeemable media and also having a book that was published in 1960 on your dni stan list is kinda ridiculous actually

i literally do not think any of you have ever read a book published before the 2000s before in your entire life

#'Dni if you've read to kill a mockingbird' what's is this the Florida banned books list #Who r u Ron DeSantis

You really buried the lede by only mentioning To Kill a Mockingbird

Undertale?? THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS???

WHAT

I don't know how I can possibly be clearer about the magic school bus salmon sex scene.

come back my scarab

please come back my scarab

i,m so fuckign sorryy my scarab

Jeff the Fucker: I'm going to Jeff the fuck you

Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Southern Hemisphere only)

Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Northern Hemisphere only)

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust