bruh

If i ever spell something wrong I did it for comedic purposes. I know everything don't forget that

Lowkey that hat WAS Gay as hell

Idk who needs to hear this but some characters just hate eachother. No hidden love. Yeah sometimes people just do not like eachother.

Man sees crab for the first time.

By the way cats react when you try to clean their eye boogers you'd think you were tearing away a piece of their soul

Maybe you are, you don’t know. You’ve never been a cat.

^presumptuous

ppl in big cities be like "south side" "east end" "upper west side" "north beach" "southwest corner" "left area" "diagonal land"

in small towns we dont need all this specifity nonsense when giving directions. its either by the walmart or its on the opposite side from the walmart

bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches

bitches will plan a million things to do during self-isolation and then spend the entire time mindlessly scrolling through social media. i’m bitches

I can’t stop laughing

Strawbebbies

I can never predict how weird I am going to be in a given situation and this is my cross to bear

wish there were some unseen omnipotent voice shouting “WARMER” or “COLDER” everytime i make a decision because i am pretty much flying blind here