i need to change my whole life in one day. watch out world. i'm about to rearrange my furniture and cut my hair and develop new yet fully formed healthy habits all in the span of 24 glorious hours. i will also be buying groceries.

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

most weapons forged against me will in fact prosper but please don’t do any of that and instead be nice to me

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

alembic. that’s arabic for “the embic” lol

finishing something you worked really hard for feels like nothing