among us reading pillows
sOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE AMONG US READING PILLOWS
YOU KNOW THE ONES I’M TALKING ABOUT
LIKE THIS
I MEAN LOOK AT THEM THEY JUST SCREAM AMONG US THEY HAVE THE LEGS AND EVERYTHING
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among us reading pillows
sOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE AMONG US READING PILLOWS
YOU KNOW THE ONES I’M TALKING ABOUT
LIKE THIS
I MEAN LOOK AT THEM THEY JUST SCREAM AMONG US THEY HAVE THE LEGS AND EVERYTHING

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The mashup you never thought would work
Congratu-fucking-lations.
I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.
Why?????
The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it
How…dare…
I literally hate everything about this fucking website but especially this
My mouth legitimately just dropped open….
I didn’t ask for this
Whyyyy
What
You can say dragon it's ok
Gonna start a post with blank memes. Please add any you have on hand and reblog to spread them.
very good content
Here’s a few I’ve accumulated over the years
Ah, some gold!
Omfg, a goldmine
@estheticallypleased
This is a blessing look at all of these templates
All those posts about memes being their own language? This is the alphabet.
Hey guys I was bored so I made a witch type generator
;)
Reblog and say which one you got
Useless Fire Witch.
If that isnt the most accurate effing thing.
Educated urban witch.
I approve!
Modern crystal witch
Eh close enough
goth hex witch lol
I got gay solar witch and I feel very attacked.
Dumbass astrology witch i feel SEEN
vampire love witch… I think this has got me and @thebibliosphere mixed up…
You know normally I’d agree, but considering I got “exhausted vampire witch” I think you’re going to have to own to that one.
Inhuman kitchen witch are you kidding me
aesthetic garden witch. well, maybe in my dreams…
Sexy swamp witch. Oxymoron?
Gay Stellar Witch
90s astral witch
Aka a good character to start with in a high fantasy story
90s draconian witch

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Hi there ! I absolutely LOVE your doodly goofy artstyle !! (I also love your "Judgement" piece of BB/Epsilon Gyrus <3). I'm sorry if this had already been asked and I didn't catch it, but I wonder if you could tell me what's your drawing process (software, how do you set you brushes, how you color your drawings etc) because I really just adore what you draw ! (Also I love the shitpost please never stop it <3)
ahh thank you for the kind words!
i do already have a post about what software/hardware i use, but nothing yet about my drawing process, so don’t worry about it :7
i use medibang paint pro and a wacom intuos draw for everything,,
this is my medibang setup; i don’t use the reference tab very often but i tend to use a lot of layers for serious artwork and only two (one for lines and one for light colours/shades) for shitposting, so that’s why they’re merged
(i also don’t use palette unless i’m animating, in which case i’ll use firealpaca for the onion skin mode)
my default lineart brush is the medibang pencil brush, and i use a mix of the default watercolour and airbrush for colours/shades
for more serious artwork (like the epsilon gyrus tarot card) i use the lead pencil brush and an airbrush/watercolour/flat brush combo for painting:
most of my brushes are default ones that come with medibang, but if they aren’t they’ll usually be downloaded from the cloud function (like the flat and lead pencil brushes, my “light dapples” brush and the speed lines brush)
for shitposts, i usually wing the lineart with a pencil brush and that’s it
for more detailled work, i always start with a very loose sketch detailing the basic movements/ideas i want to convey, then lower the opacity and make a “proportions” sketch (this is where i grab all my references, not the initial concept) to get any perspective/proportions/warping i want to have looking Not Too Funky, and finally i lower the opacity on that one and make a last (finalized details, and cleaner) lineart with either pencil or lead pencil.
((fjdjfhigheg i say that like i only use one layer for the final lineart,,, i sometimes forget and only use one, but when i’m working on a more detailed part like hands or hair i try to use a separate layer so i can erase freely))
generally when i colour i just slap on something that looks vaguely like canon palettes and then lower the opacity of the colours layer to 30-something percent to hide any mistakes hshshshhh
though for more serious art, i use the wand tool to make a selection of the silhouette of the main figure, then fill it with a dark blue-gray (or whatever undertone i’m using) and then use clipping layers to paint over it slowly
my colouring process usually goes base colours - basic shadows with multiply - merge, blending - darker shadows with multiply again - highlights ,, then i use clipping to colour in the lineart (if i remember to) and merge the layers (excluding the background) before starting on the Cool Effects, which are a shitheap of:
super bright highlights with add - effects with add, multiply and hard light; usually with pattern brushes like light, fragment, etc., any foreground things filtered with gaussian blur ,,
my effects are basically a mess of “is this enough add? it’s too much add. dammit” lmao
anyways thank you for the compliments & i hope this helps !!
Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?
First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.
Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!
Everyone reblog this post.
I hate that this is a thing that is necessary.
I answer for no one.
i just found myself using this random trick that one of my art professors taught me and i thought other people might like it!
other tips: -at rest, the elbow hits the bottom of the ribcage, and the wrist hits the bottom of the crotch -the distance from your inner elbow to your wrist is about the same length as your foot -the length of your hand (from wrist to the tip of your middle finger) is about the same length as the distance between the bottom of your chin and your hairline
so, if you have a feeling that proportions are wrong on something, those work as quick gauges. like, if a character’s forearm looks too long, try to visualize their foot being the same size and see if that works. if the hands look too big, look at their size in relation to the face.
hope this helps someone!
how do cats even work
Cats:
A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.
The little tufts of hair in a cat’s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called “ear furnishings.”
The ability of a cat to find its way home is called “psi-traveling.” Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.
One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.
A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.
A cat’s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.
If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 °F.
A cat’s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.
Cats don’t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.
The claws on the cat’s back paws aren’t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don’t retract and, consequently, become worn.
Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.
Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.
A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.
A cat’s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.
Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their “righting reflex.” The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.
A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.
A cat’s hearing is better than a dog’s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.
A cat’s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog’s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.
And that’s how cats work.
I learned more about cats in this post than I did in my freshamn biology class in college

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Just let people stay sober! Don’t tell them they’re boring! Don’t tell them they’re stuck up! Don’t tell them they’re immature! Don’t question their decision! Don’t pressure them to “just have one drink”! Don’t mock them! Just let people who want to stay sober stay sober!
And don’t ask why they choose to stay sober. Because it’s not your fucking business.
Honestly this was all I could think about during that scene
The new Endgame Movie is really good.
Avengers Endgame spoilers without context

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1. Google “Thanos”
2. Click the gauntlet
3. Enjoy
Spoiler Free Endgame Spoilers
“She’s not alone”
Proof that Tony Stark has a heart
“Howard … Potts”
“Are you having fun?” “This is fun”
“Flick me” *twerk pose*
“That IS America’s ass”
“I will punch you with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich”
“I went for the head”
“Let me guess, he turned into a baby?”
“Did either of you learn quantum physics?” “Only for conversation”
“Who puts mayo on hot dogs?”
“I am iron man”
All Nebula and Tony scenes
“This is a long way from Budapest”
All of the banter was on point
“Careful coming in, there’s an idiot on the landing pad”
“I can do this, I can do this … I can’t do this”
“Maybe eat a salad”
The avengers acting like college students in that one scene
The fat suit
“Hail Hydra”
Both cameos were also on point
“I can do this all day” *sigh* “I know”
“Oh yes, knives!” “There will be no knifing each other”
Also, there was no end credits scene (kinda salty about that), but I know all y’all will stay in the theater anyway