Mhi Atinii

If you're gonna say your sewing tutorial is idiot-proof, you better mean it. I'll fuck a garment up in ways god couldn't foresee in heaven. I try to darn my old socks and I full on damn the poor things.

if you, like me, are hesitant to enjoy what kinda sounds like "relaxes food standards" on the surface, I'm happy to report that this isn't "everyone can do what they want with your food supply without oversight" but rather a case where in NYC you had to have a permit to sell food and a second, superfluous permit to sell frozen desserts. This action simply removes the need for the second permit, rolling it into the first permit in order to help small businesses. Yay!

where’s that panel of a very sensual and topless clint barton that looked like he was about to fuck venom

#and then yen becomes his impulse control #by just fucking him while geralt's away #except then they just end up getting up to mischief together #like yen and jaskier together sleeping with somebody's wife? #geralt gets back to the remains of an orgy like 'fuck i can't leave you alone for two days' @limerental​ don’t hide these gems in the tags because they’re true and you should say them

i honestly now really want to write ‘yennefer and jaskier wreck a marriage’ fic

*grabby hands*

Either people need to learn how to tell the difference between an “I’m sorry” that takes direct responsibility and an “I’m sorry” that signifies sympathy, or I’m gonna start responding to unfortunate information with a solemn nod and a “Sympies,” because I am tired of receiving a “Why? It wasn’t your fault” every time I try to vocalize compassion.

why are you all so mean. it will not heal you

So There's This Open Wound At The Heart Of The Text