IDK what I'm doing anymore

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

This is an absolutely FASCINATING cultural snapshot.

I’ve got a tiny black hole in a jar. Cute and incomprehensible isn’t it? Don’t open the lid. The last guy who did that got turbo radiation poisoning.

*opens the jar*

Wait, how come you don't have cancer?

I don’t open the jar.

To those of you saying that the black hole would blow up in less than a nanosecond, clearly not. Because it’s still in the jar.

It would not blow up because the event horizon of a black hole that weighs as much as a cat would be miniscule. No idea how you suspended it in the jar though.

I didn’t say it was suspended in the jar. It still has mass. It’s on the bottom of the jar.

I love this thank you

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

a deer is like a forest horse if you think about it

It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!

in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”

Oh I love this news!!!!

Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: “Who’s cow is this????”

in German they’re Marienkäfer which also pretty much means “Mary’s Beetle”

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

tuck him in Tuesday

tuck him in Tuesday once again

another tuck him in Tuesday is here

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

this is veering slightly off the point but adding vodka to a tropical fish tank actually does have benefits and is a thing many fishkeepers do regularly. creatures just long for the hydrocarbons

Wait please elaborate on the vodka-seeking fish. Is it enrichment benefits? Does it help physiology? I do not know enough about tropical fish to know what questions to ask but I have so much curiosity what???

ethanol can help improve water quality by providing a source of carbon for the bacteria that process nitrates and phosphates. vodka is basically pure ethanol + water so it's a go-to source. it doesn't directly affect the fish but they benefit from its presence in the water!

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

Imagine how I feel

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself