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Here's something I wrote. It's a new thing, unrelated to RCBG.
Patreon link (It's free, don't worry)
Hope you enjoy.
I lied, there may be some abnormal elements to this

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Women that you don't want to fuck are still pretty based, right? We're all in agreement that women we don't wanna fuck are cool as fuck? I LOVE YOU, WOMEN THAT I DON'T WANNA FUCK!
You people think there’s some kind of uptick in extraordinarily violent and sexual books out there, but there really isn’t. And even if there were, libraries wouldn’t necessarily be buying them in the first place. Do you honestly think there are libraries willing to buy Marquis de Sade in 2026? Like, let's be sensible now.
Don’t worry, libraries are increasingly sanitised in accordance with the prevailing attitudes of their communities, and societies are becoming more conservative these days. There are plenty of things we simply couldn’t acquire.
some time ago a librarian (in the local library) told me a 10 year old girl borrowed Happy Marriage!? manga and her mother came to the library angry after seeing what was she reading that there's sex in there, and as far as I can tell it's the mother who was making a huge deal of this, not the girl.
Now they're tagging all the manga with age rating so the kids know what they're getting into, but otherwise they're not intending to enforce what the kids borrow because thankfully they're not forced to do so yet.
Oh I had parents coming in getting angry at us for letting her kid borrows Diary of a Wimpy Kid and a few other children's books because it promotes....disobedience toward parents and culture of dating lmfao
I had a parent come be upset at me because we had Sarah J Maas' dark romancy books in the section for teens/young adults.
"what if a 12 year old reads it" expecting me to get as "worried" as she was. Not because her child had read it, but because a child COULD read it.
Lady, the teens asked for us to buy those books. We can't say no because of your imaginary 12 yo super reader. Those books are like 1300 pages each. The common 12yo will be bored by chapter 1.
Also had a parent be worried Captain Underpants would make the kids do harmful pranks against their teachers.
Have you taught your kid not to do harmful pranks?
six armed snake lady in a virgin killer sweater
your boyfriend? is he old enough to be turned into a girl yet? ... you're not feminizing him? [with the same tone as if you'd just told me you weren't neutering a pet] oh.
making posts like this is like when washed up celebs start doing brand deals for some dumb bullshit for some quick cash

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I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”
Stop that’s too funny
While we are at it I need nonblack people to stop saying “YN” and “🥷🏾” just to get around saying antiblack racial slurs. Yes that includes that stupid shit where white people go “ooh but I said nega not-“ I don’t give a shit. You know damn well what you meant. Fuck off. It’s a insta block from me for anyone who does this shit and think it’s funny or whatever don’t pmo.
And before someone fucking says “erm are you referring to the fanfic / shipping term? How is your name offen-“ obviously no I’m not referring to that and anyone who is using it to mean “your name” types it with a slash -> (y/n) *NOT* “yn”. Like. I need nonblacks to stop randomly regurgitating aave they see or hear without knowing what it fucking means and misusing it to hell and back thinking it’s cool/ trendy/ or something worthy of mockery. It means young nigga. Stop fucking using it if you’re not black lol
RPG where it's very easy to overcome all of the bosses nonviolently through correct dialogue choices, but actually doing so locks you into the bad ending; in order to get the good ending, you need to do a bunch of obtuse side quests in order to goad them into fighting you.
#honestly this sounds fun #gimme the options #i wanna know what my choices are #how ambivalent can i be? #but also it's so much funnier that this concept makes violence the correct answer (via @cuzosu-blog)
Yeah, you could definitely play a scenario where violence is the morally correct answer for laughs, but you don't have to.
If you wanted to play it straight, one might imagine a game about fighting a fascist state where all of the bosses are The One Good Nazi types with very sympathetic, human reasons for collaborating with the regime – there's the Sad Dad who's only committing mass murder because they're holding his kid hostage, the idealist who genuinely believes they can reform the system from the inside, the moral coward who rationalises their atrocities as harm reduction because if they quit, whoever replaced them would be even worse, etc. – and all of the talky nonviolent options for dealing with them involve compromising the player character's principles.
The final boss is naturally a totally unsympathetic Hitler 2.0 type, but before you can fight him he hits you with the old Mustapha Mond monologue, and if you've let even one of his buddies off the hook, he turns the tables on the conversation-fu trope and persuades the player character to stand down.
The achievement for getting the good ending is, of course, titled "The Only Good Nazi Is A Dead Nazi".
today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring
Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?
we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation
So after extensive interrogation I have an update:
my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.
the truth is actually weirder
she’s aware dandelions look like this
she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions
she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?
she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.
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For comparison, this is a daffodil
See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.
i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)
Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???
This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.
They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!
This is a marigold:
….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u
“buttercups” is a name applied to MANY flowers. in my part of the south it was this one:
imo there’s correct identifications of dandelions, daffodils, easter lilies and marigolds in this thread, but buttercups are simply impossible to agree on and the only solution is for everyone to post pictures of their local buttercups
*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??
Hello I would like to add to the confusion:
That purple fella is a Morning Glory as told by my mothers (texan)
⬆️ morning glory
#amazing work everyone hit the flowers
This is a Tumblr “mistaken vocabulary” thread: botany field guide edition.
I had been planning for a while to write something about the racist harassment campaign against Jason Arday, but the news of his death yesterday takes this whole situation to another level. It's the most outrageous thing that has happened in UK academia in my recent memory, and there's no point hoping the perpetrators will learn anything from it because they got exactly what they wanted: a successful Black man hounded to his death.
I actually read through all the allegations against him last week, and I found them really odd. As someone who is both a former distance runner and a former academic in UK academia, I felt like I had some context for things that other people might not have, so I'll run through a few of them here to show what I mean.
One was that he claimed he ran 30 marathons over a period of 35 days, something all his critics seem to think shows unbelievable levels of fitness. But it is honestly not that hard for a physically fit person to do that, because you can literally walk 95% of the distance, lightly jog the rest, and still say you "ran a marathon". It's really a question of whether it is possible to for Arday to have walked 26.2 miles 30 times in 35 days, which, yeah, of course it is. The vast majority of people who say they have "run a marathon" have walked some or all of it, that's normal, that's a standard colloquial understanding of the phrase "run a marathon" that no one normally nit-picks. It is also perfectly plausible that he ran all of them too, not at the pace he would use in a race of course, but at an easy speed. You don't need to be an elite to do that, just a talented runner who isn't injury-prone. There are a lot of "advanced amateur" runners out there running 150 miles per week at an easy pace, with one weekly rest day, and if you do that for 5 weeks you've essentially done what Arday says he did, it's not that unusual tbh.
Another is his "running 600 miles in 6 days" claim, which I've seen variously described as "on a treadmill" or "between London and Edinburgh". And like, yeah, it's unlikely that anyone but an elite ultra runner was able to run a 600 mile route from London to Edinburgh in 6 days, because he would basically have had to be moving non-stop, with all those elevation changes and road crossings, and had a support team refuelling him, providing water, toilet facilities, recharging his head torches, swapping out his shoes and socks for clean pairs, etc etc. But imagine if he ran 100 miles in 24 hours on a treadmill at home, able to go to the bathroom or get fuel and water whenever, then took 6 days off and did it again the next week, until he had done it six times. I can understand how someone would describe that as "600 miles in 6 days" because 6 days was the amount of time he was on his feet, and I can imagine him describing that as "London to Edinburgh" to give some context for the scale of the distance. It's totally plausible that he did this, even if it is framed in a way to make it sound as inspirational as possible, framing your achievements this way is not actually lying and is such an incredibly common thing for people to do that criticising him for it is really weird. If your friend said that at the pub and you found out they meant 6 sets of 24 hours rather than 6 consecutive days, you might say "ohhh, I thought you meant 6 days in a row", but you probably wouldn't make a substack post trying to get them fired over it.
Then there's his PhD thesis. There were sentences in it that were identical to sentences in other academic work by other people, so characterising this as "plagiarism" makes sense I guess, since it literally is. But copying whole paragraphs from other people's papers and changing a couple of words is incredibly common behaviour for academics. Particularly in the Introduction section of a paper, you are expected to give a potted history of the subject, citing as many of your peers as possible since they will be the ones reviewing you (and getting annoyed if you didn't praise them). You really just want to publish your results, but the form of academic journals demands that you be a historian of your subject as well as a practitioner of it. It's not surprising that academics under pressure to publish as quickly as possible will plagiarise the parts of their paper that they consider irrelevant busywork just to get it over with: they simply don't think it matters, it's not the point of the paper. Personally, I always wrote specific introductions and didn't even self-plagiarise (which is something 99% of academics do) but, as readers of my blog will know, I actually really enjoy writing long and rambling histories of things and most academics really really don't.
Additionally, PhD theses are generally things you write at the very end of your PhD, compiling work you have already done and writing thousands of words of connecting text to attempt to join everything up into a single narrative even if there isn't one. It can be a really frustrating experience because you know no one is ever going to read it but you still have to do it because the PhD examination system is so archaic. I reckon if you ran the PhD theses of every professor in the UK through a plagiarism algorithm, you would find that the majority of them had lifted whole sentences from other people's work just to speed up what is fundamentally a waste of everyone's time, and it doesn't say anything about the legitimacy of their actual research at all.
Another thing mentioned is that Arday was supposedly an inadequate supervisor for research projects. I find this criticism so odd as a former academic because it is a common opinion among research students that you generally shouldn't choose a professor ("Professor" is a senior academic title in the UK) as your supervisor because they are never going to give you nearly enough attention. They are so busy that they will either get a PhD student or postdoc to supervise you instead, or they will try to supervise you personally and be terrible at it because they don't have the mental space to handle it. The best supervisors are junior research fellows or junior lecturers, because they actually have time for you, they are often enthusiastic, and they're actually closer to the cutting edge of research because they are more junior. The number of UK research students complaining about a professor being an inadequate supervisor must be in the thousands annually, but most of their complaints don't end up on the front page of The Times.
Another thing that is brought up is how this story marks the supposed fall of the once-great University of Cambridge. For context, I have never been directly employed by a Cambridge college as Arday was (he was a Fellow of Jesus College), but a lot of researchers who work for Cambridge University, as I once did, don't do so through the collegiate system. I have worked for two different Cambridge research institutes, been to their fancy dinners, given multiple seminars to Cambridge academics, been managed by Cambridge professors, and supervised the research of Cambridge students, so I have a fair amount of experience with the place. The majority of Cambridge University academics are as clueless and incompetent as academics at any other university. Universities that have a "world-leading reputation" continue to have that reputation due to a self-fulfilling prophecy: when a journal editor receives a paper that says "University of Cambridge" on it, they are much more likely to publish it; when a funding organisation receives an application from Cambridge they are much more likely to fund it; and so Cambridge gets more funding and produces more high-quality journal articles than other universities, so its reputation stays high. But there's nothing special about it really. The majority of Cambridge academics I have met are simply better-connected, not smarter, than their peers at "lesser" universities. Most Cambridge academic appointments are essentially nepo hires in my experience: someone on the interview panel owes a favour to another professor, that professor wants their student to get a research fellowship, and so their student gets it, irrespective of how competent they are. I'm not saying this out of bitterness: although I was peripheral to most of this stuff I sometimes benefitted from this system too, and got the occasional academic appointment or award out of being lucky enough to befriend the right person at the right time. It is commonly said by those outside Oxford and Cambridge that there is no point applying for a position at those universities because they will always give preferential treatment to those who are already part of the Oxford or Cambridge ecosystem. That makes Arday's appointment all the more impressive because he actually did come from outside.
This whole saga began when Nathan Cofnas, a white-supremacist "philosopher", published a substack post highlighting all the inconsistencies he had found in Arday's work. That post got picked up by the rightwing and centrist press (the UK has no leftwing press) and was basically the top story in all UK newspapers for over a week, until Arday finally resigned. Tumblr users will be very familiar with the playbook here: we have all seen that certain demographics (notably Black people, trans women, and especially Black trans women) seem to attract obsessed stalkers who rake through everything they have ever said to find supposedly problematic things to take out of context and blow out of all proportion; and that the wider public, already primed to think the worst of these demographics, just lap it up. What was unusual in this situation was that the harassment was carried out on the front pages of UK newspapers rather than on social media. Arday was put in a position where he couldn't even leave his house without someone recognising him as the guy from the news.
In a particularly tragic twist, Arday was well aware of this phenomenon and even delivered a lecture about it in April this year called "Wanted Dead or Alive: the Playbook". He explained how conservatives were trawling through the work of every single Black academic, in both the US and UK, trying to find anything at all they could use to bring them down. He begged his colleagues to not stand by and let it happen, that they had to take a stand against this kind of thing.
It is so hard to try to explain to people who don't share your marginalisation that it can manifest as severe overreactions to minor offences, because they just won't accept it. They will ignore your point and instead focus on scolding you for those same minor offences, no matter if they themselves have done the same things. Anything but perfection is enough to bring you down, and even if you are perfect they will still be able to find something they can take out of context. Meanwhile white academics can get away with even major offences without consequence, because no one is trawling through their PhD theses in the first place, and even if someone did, that someone is unlikely to be taken seriously by the rightwing press, and even if they were, everyone would be primed to forgive the academic rather than hound them to their death. It's so sad to know that Arday was aware of the very thing that was soon going to happen to him, and that his attempts to convince his peers to be aware of the nature of white-supremacist harassment was simply ignored.

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We live in a system that makes money off of your misery and ambivalence. It relies on people thinking that they are inherently bad for the planet and that the world is ending so why change? Why try? --This is untrue! We belong here, on this one beautiful green earth and we have to work together to protect it. You have the power to do more than you know. You have a role to play in your ecosystem!
The notion that humans are an invasive species is an ecofascist belief. We evolved just like every other animal, we are meant to be here just like they are. This is our home and we have a duty to care for it and change the environment for the better!
Every single person has the power to make a meaningful impact on the planet. I had the most fireflies in my town this summer simply because I have a large area where the grass is never cut.
Please do not give up because you think the planet is too far gone and it’s hopeless. It isn’t. Please fight.
being touched and groped by disembodied floating hands but one of them found the piano and is just going nuts on it. yeah idk ragtime kinda kills the vibe for me it's a bit disappointing
It’s so crazy that suicide prevention is just people going awwww don’t!! Awwww come on noooooooooo stopppppp
One of the best ones I saw was a thing noting that every single one of the few survivors of suicide jumps off of the Golden Gate Bridge realized, on the way down, that the problems they were killing themselves over actually were fixable or could be worked through...except for the now - extremely unfixable - problem of gravity.
Went to the Holocaust Museum in DC once. There was a video interview of an Auschwitz survivor who said he and some other prisoners stayed up all night with a man who wanted to kill himself. The man didn’t kill himself and survived to liberation.
In the video the survivor said “Never seek a permanent solution to a temporary problem. And they’re all temporary problems.”
Hearing that from a guy who survived the Holocaust rewired my brain a little bit.
I think something a lot of people don't understand is that depression is not suicidality, and suicidality is not depression. People can, and are, depressed without being suicidal, and sometimes suicidality peaks as people are emerging from depression. Suicidality is a wave, and the trick is to allow that wave to crest and subside WITHOUT acting on it. Whatever it takes to ride it out. For some people that's distraction, like watching television. For others it's calling a friend -- not to talk about the suicidality, but just to talk. For others it could be as simple as going to sit in a coffee shop or library, because the presence of other people is a huge diminisher of suicide risk. That's what suicide safety planning is about. It's like having any other type of emergency plan, like a plan for fire or evacuation. It's making a plan when you are in the frame of mind to do so, so that you can just DO the plan without having to think about it when the occasion arises. When you're in the midst of suicidal ideation, or even intent, you're not in a problem-solving mood. So knowing past!you, with the help of a therapist hopefully, came up with the plan and all you have to do is follow up until the wave crests and subsides, is what allows you to see another day.
ETA: Here's a link to a safety plan. https://www.samhsa.gov/sites/default/files/988-safety-plan.pdf
There’s a really compassionate and well-written paper/book/thing called Suicide: The Forever Decision that’s written specifically for people who are currently suicidal. The letter to the reader at the beginning is wonderful and deeply understands how to talk to someone who’s suicidal without preaching or talking down to them.
It’s very honest. It’s very clear. It’s very kind. It presents you with a lot of information and a lot of understanding and lets you take it all in like the autonomous human you are, and make decisions from an informed place. It goes over the reality of suicide attempts, pain involved, likelihoods of survival, after effects of attempts, and how to get help if you want it after reading all of that and learning about the reality of suicide attempts.
You can read it for free here: https://qprinstitute.com/pdfs/Forever_Decision.pdf
No one can ever stop you if you’re really determined. Only you can stop yourself. If you’re suicidal and there’s ANY tiny part of you that wants a chance to not go down that route, but can’t convince the rest of you yet, give this short book a try. Or share it with anyone you know who might need it.
its all about the jaws and the paws
i said the jaws!
and the paws!
and just a little bit of style

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thank you god for putting me on this wicked earth long enough to see transfem peter parker
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