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@nepharim-tree
Oh I just love it when the period I hadn't realized I've been having hits me with cramps not just in the stomach but also the muscle aches around my knees and up my back yayyyyy thank youbody you are waonderful machine that works very good yes now may i stop being rigid please
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I'm losing my shit this is amazing I love this so much
I feel like if Robert was a bad guy in a dispatcher au he would accidentally join the Phoenix program without meaning too. Like he hacked into the system looking for something only to accidentally hacked into the dispatchers computer. Then catching on this dude is about to screw everyone over if he doesn't stop this. Just quickly rerouting heros to better missions that Robert quickly looking through there files see would fit there powers and skills. Blond blazer is very confused by the end of the shift because the new dispatcher is screaming about his computer completely f u c k i n g up but according to the system this has been one of z teams greatest day's. Then they find out about the dude hacking the system then spent a whole day dispatching out of boredom leaving a note saying fire that dude he tried sending a demon to church. Blond blazer wants this mysterious hacker.
Reading this the next day. I wish I made it so Robert was messing with the dude for a week. The first day Robert causally dispatching z team to actually missions that work for them. A stealth mission where they need someone to follow the target without being seen. Sends the woman who can sneakly move in the shadows. Not the one with bright blue and pink hair in heels.( Robert really needs to learn there super hero names. ) A billionaire needing a bodyguard why not send the hybrid who keeps talking about him. The next day Robert hacks the microphone so dude can't talk with z team. ( he notes dude has a tendency to call them idiots. Robert has a video of the dude walking straight into a door then screaming and trying to run into it again trying to open it pull not push buddy. ) Robert even using his voice mimicking skills to tell the team what a great job there doing. Dude is grinding his teeth because he didn't say that. Third day after he starts asking the team questions about themselves still using the dude voice even getting a great song recommendation from Prism, Z team loves him they think finally the dispatcher took a chill pill. There actually dispatcher is looking up local churches in hopes of finding someone to perform a exorcism on his junk computer. He was to embarrassed to admit what's going on because thus has been the best week z team has ever had. Robert wasn't supposed to stay this long he was paid to gather information on the other dispatchers and there teams in and out. But seeing a demon getting sent to a church, a pop star getting sent on a sneaky mission, a hybrid getting sent to a place where his super powered hearing would hurt him struck him the wrong way. Adding in sending a fire hero to a water park, a huge piece of dirt to get someone coffee order.( Robert enjoyed seeing Golem going to the water park and finding that baby kaiju they had tried hatching and taking it home). It made something in his heart feel weirdly right. ( he hated that the love burns). Without even thinking still using the dude voice he saids I'm proud of you z team. You will alm make for great heros.( I hope someday we can actually meet and not be enemies Robert thinks to himself).
Then all Robert, z team and the office hear is a lound scream of rage. Before a keyboard slamming down. I didn't FUUUUUCKING say that. Chase hearing the screaming runs in and see this dude ripping out the new earpiece he just got. Galen is covering his ears Punch up jokes about what Banshee from ireland crawled up in him. Z team is very confused when they hear Chase yell what has gotten into you. Before he could even finish the dude screams something is wrong with my computer it's not listening to my orders it's been messing up my dispatching directions and somehow speaking in my voice saying things I would never say. All those dudes are f u c k ups and I would never be proud of them. Infact I was trying to set them up to show the company why they should all be cut. Before Chase could reply a dark chuckle rang out from the computer. You think they are the f uc k ups you sad little man dangsin-eun silmangseuleobgun-yo( you are the dispointment Robert is getting angry enough he is brain is mixing up Korean and English). I would say the wall could be a better dispatcher then you but that would be insulting the wall. You could have given Sonar a run for his money with that awful shriek you let out. Z team is very confused about this warm gentle tone defending them. All Chase could whisperer was Robert before the computer went dark the last message was it was fun working with you z team. Dude was quickly fired and now Blond blazer is stuck with totally mess.
@ipainkiller1999 and @nyxwisp made me want to write some more of this also @tessinthebluebox because I saw the tag about wanting to see more this
YES!! MORE!! *grabby hands*
AHHHH I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT!!!! I love the whole-office description and I love the dynamics I love the concept i love it i love it I love it!!!
Good hair day
It's officially sleeveless summer. This is my public notification for anyone who wants to participate in arm-exposure-therapy to feel less terrified of having your arms + shoulders out that it's time to join me if you're ready 🤝
Hey guys is this anything idk
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Robot Love 🤖🧡
Yurifies your trolley problem <3
"Your body knows whether it has this organ or not" okay so
what is the function of hormones in the body
what does the body "think" if you introduce the hormone that's produced by a specific organ in amounts that would indicate that you have the organ
See, I believe that the body's signalling mechanisms actually do something, rather than being fun little molecules that are unimportant in comparison to your cells' ability to read your spiritual alignment or whatever.
Inventing a worse and more horrible transfem torment nexus and then going "wow I feel so bad for the characters I'm putting in the torment nexus"
i think its important to remember that if you hate someone, they can probably feel it. and if you keep hating them enough, they'll die.
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chipped
Man, this is such a perfect analogy. “Chipped”… Just damaged enough for it to show at times, but not nearly broken enough to warrant fixing. And so often does the chipped cup turn itself to show its undamaged side.
someone put it in words
i love this. this is a beautiful way of setting out how a lot of people feel
I have seen this post some 50 times and everytime I softly whispered ‘Fuck’ to myself cuz it hits SO close to home
It’s easy to envy the broken cup that was fixed. We forget the bloodied fingers their shards once caused and ignore the shattered fragments of the cups that never saw the glue.
I’m not sure this is the healthiest way to deal with the frustration but what helps me is to think:
With my luck, who’s to say I’d get the help I need if I were worse? It’d just be harder, and for what? It’s not like I’d feel any more permission to struggle than I do now.
sorry i forcefemmed your favourite minecraft hardcore challenge youtuber. yeah i did it in 100 days
Glad they didn’t overreact
A popular antidepressant is being recalled because it may contain elevated levels of a cancer-causing substance.
Click the link! The drug treats several things, including fibromyalgia.
Article dated June 14, 2026.
Thousands of bottles of Duloxetine delayed-release capsules are being voluntarily recalled by Breckenridge Pharmaceutical, Inc. The pills are commonly used to treat depression, anxiety, and fibromyalgia, according to the Cleveland Clinic.
The satirical research field "parachute use to prevent death and major trauma" is such a goldmine. The two major publications
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC300808/
and
https://www.bmj.com/content/363/bmj.k5094
are pretty much perfect satire of the way pseudo-skeptics dismiss domain experts and demand "hard evidence" in the form of exclusively flawless double-blind controlled studies, while clearly demonstrating that they have no idea what that entails, or what the limitations of RCTs are.
wild way to say "kill yourselves"
But the randomized control trial that was actually performed (second link) found no evidence that parachutes prevent mortality! (because they could only recruit people willing to jump off small, landed aircraft)
Okay wait how did you leave out:
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a medical intervention justified by observational data must be in want of verification through a randomised controlled trial.
Salt levels critical.
The relevance to parachute use is that individuals jumping from aircraft without the help of a parachute are likely to have a high prevalence of pre-existing psychiatric morbidity. Individuals who use parachutes are likely to have less psychiatric morbidity and may also differ in key demographic factors, such as income and cigarette use. It follows, therefore, that the apparent protective effect of parachutes may be merely an example of the “healthy cohort” effect.
I was kind of skimming like what's going on here, how did they- and then I got to fig. 2
Fig. 2 Representative study participant jumping from aircraft with an empty backpack. This individual did not incur death or major injury upon impact with the ground.
Ohhhhh.
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has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive
times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks
"Think fast. I need to sound like a guy who barely knows anything about trans women. “Yeah, I bet trans girls are really good at lying and tricking people.”"
Estro Junkies is really good y'all
