Music rules my mind

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

sometimes you have to angle a piece of furniture in a new way that makes no sense and creates obstacles jsut to experience change in your enclosure

if you lose interest in a trans woman when you find out she has a vagina then die

we're not sex toys we're people 👍

oh noooo you can't fit her into the "tranny shemale futanari dickgirl" sexual archetype OR the "pure, Natural cis woman crafted by god" sexual archetype? you have to respect her as a person rather than as a sex object? fuuuuck that must be really hard for you I'm sorry

psssssst. we're whispering

tell a trans girl you love her today. please

reblog to tell prev you love her

In the second poll the green takes the position of the blue in the first, plus the added benefit of providing a crisp dollar bill. Green is the only option which does not introduce death into the scenario, therefore green is optimal, as blue was optimal before

The thing is that red is absolutely the best choice in the first scenario - if everyone presses red everyone survives. Green is the best choice in the second but *only* if everyone presses it, which means that to guarantee safety you should still be pressing the red, along with everyone else.

YOU'RE A RED BUTTONER???

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

@greyvear this feels like a spn episode idea

Back when I was a redditor (😔) I realized a strange phenomenon. No one cares about your original posts, but if you make the post on another site and screenshot it, people assume it’s a tweet from someone who is known/is funny/etc and the post would do way better

So you only like the first 62 words of the 80 word post that established the concept? Fascinating.

yes

A room is most scary when it is empty

*shaking head* lets stop pretending okay. none of you really understand her like I do. *starts drawing her nine months pregnant*

I do think that aggron would like chin scritches