The Careful Hands That Mold Us

Drow player: given my character's backstory, I am familiar with this part of the Underdark. I immediately check for Bulettes and Timmask

Dwarf player: there are stone ruins nearby, right? I would like to investigate the history of the stonework to determine how long ago they were made

DM: ok, cool. So, um, centaur, how do you climb the ladder down

Centaur player:

So, um, centaur, how do you

climb the ladder down

refusing to kneel to Jadus and he straight up frigging murks you :)

bonus:

"So, like the haircut or....?"

When I laughed, he pointed out that 'you guys' (Tumblr), would 100% participate in tournament of Roberts. If you're needed ideas after this, we've got that going for us.

sighhhhhhhhhh

They have 2 cats. Both very raggedy and now elderly former feral boys, both gingers. There is not a single braincell between the pair of them.

Wash (full government name Washburn) thinks all humans are friend shaped. Sherpa (Full name Stop Climbing That Get Down From There What Are You A Sherpa) is terrified of every human on the planet except my parents.

So, whenever I go up and let myself in, I hear the scrabble of claws on the hardwood floor. Wash then runs full speed into my shins demanding attention, and Sherpa ramps off the whatever he was perched on, a wall, another wall, and scrambles up the stairs to hide under the bed upstairs. Note that he has seen me regularly for 9 years now.

My mom texted me the other day to ask 'Did u see both of them'

Me; 'Wash is clinging to my pants and refusing to let me leave and Sherpa was on top of the fridge again somehow. He's upstairs hiding now.'

the other day to ask ‘Did

u see both of them’