Who am I kidding. I wanna be in love. I wanna be loved. I wanna be trusted and cared about.
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Who am I kidding. I wanna be in love. I wanna be loved. I wanna be trusted and cared about.

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it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed
so true there could be any number of undiscovered species down there all of which are none of my business and never will be. peace and love on (the surface of) planet earth 💕
tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it
this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr
the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound
Ppl have defo said this but I find it so funny mlb pretends that Marinette is just this poor baker's daughter "just a normal girl with a normal life" etc BUT LETS LIST STATISTICS.
You go to school with at least 4 millionaires, the chief of police's daughter, the daughter of a director of an exhibit at the Louvre, future Elon Musk but nicer who has am astronaut mum, 2 junior reporters, a DJ, the daughter of a rock artist and many others.
You're best friends with someone running one of the most influential blogs in Paris and who's parent works as a head chef at a luxury hotel and you're dating a model who's dad is a world renowned fashion designer.
You're parents run the best bakery in Paris, you got commissioned by Jagged Stone a famous rockstar, you babysit the daughter of a famous reporter, you're hobby is fashion and buying all the materials like fabrics is bound to add up etc.
I wouldn't say mega rich like Agreste or Bourgeois but I would say upper middle with an abnormal amount of connections cause what is this bro.
It is ridiculous to take on a man's job just in order to be able to say that "a woman has done it -- yah!" The only decent reason for tackling any job is that it is your job, and you want to do it.
Dorothy L. Sayers, Are Women Human?
"I'm always so glad when a woman accomplishes something." "Why?" demanded Sarah ferociously. [...] "It's so nice that women are able to do things." "I don't agree," said Sarah. "It's nice when any human being is able to accomplish something worthwhile. Doesn't matter a bit whether it's a man or a woman. Why should it? [...] I'm sorry, but I do hate this differentiation between the sexes. 'The modern girl has a thoroughly businesslike attitude to life.' That sort of thing. It's not a bit true! Some girls are businesslike and some aren't. Some men are sentimental and muddle-headed, others are clear-headed and logical. There are just different types of brains.”
Agatha Christie, Appointment with Death

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“you support gay rights so you must be gay”
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
turns out i am gay
holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type
Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!
he was a llama
a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!
@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here
Hexagonal growth in a black olive tree
Let's play: Is it AI or Real?
Red flags: Unbelievable nature you've never seen before!, no external source cited, low image quality could be hiding AI artifacts, lacks scientific name for plant, OP is an aesthetic blog (no offense, I see you credit most of the artists you post, OP <3).
Green flags: Common name of the tree provided (although the leaves don't look like any olive tree I've ever seen).
Reverse image searches and citation trails all seem to lead back to now-deleted Reddit posts. Google Images says it's this one in r/NatureIsFuckingLit, and TinEye says it's this one in r/interestingasfuck. Both were posted back in 2020. This is important because the rise of AI images was in 2022.
People in the comments of places this image is posted throw around botanical terms like "dichotomous branching" [branches split into two at the nodes] and "divaricated" [branches grow far apart from each other], which are cool, but don't tell me what the tree is.
Searching up "Black Olive" on iNaturalist finally got me some answers, and it turns out that YES. This is a real tree! This tree is a Dwarf Black Olive (Terminalia molinetii, Formerly Bucida spinosa). The above photos are some particularly nicely framed shots of a tree with particularly small leaves, which really highlights the branching structure. I really wish we knew the photographer's name. Here are some more photos of the same species:
Terminalia molinetii by jriveracruz50 on iNaturalist, posted under a CC BY-NC 4.0 license.
This tree is native to Southern Mexico, Belize, the southern tip of Florida, and Cuba. Dwarf Black Olives are completely unrelated to Olive trees in the Olea genus that I'm more familiar with (the former is in Order Myrtales [Myrtles, Evening Primroses, and Allies], and the latter is in Order Lamiales [Mints, Plantains, Olives, and Allies]).
Stay critical, and –more importantly– curious, y'all! The world is a beautiful place, we don't need fictional plants passed off as real ones for that to be true.
New hope au:
[The Statue]
Miyeong was doing her gardening duty until she looks up. She suddenly felt a pull that has her stare at a path beyond the garden shw was caring form. Curiosity gets the better of her. So, she gets up and follows the pull. She soon arrives in front of a massive gate, that looks to be locked tight. It doesn't seem to have a conventional lock where one can use a key to unlock it. From where she stands there's no way for anyone to enter whatever lies ahead.
well the thing is that's an extremely reasonable concern
You know, I gotta say: I wasn't a 'Twihard' and was never enamored with him or those movies, but I've come to have a lot of respect for him as an actor.
First his coming to The Boy and the Heron auditions with old-man-in-heron-costume voices ready to go, now this.
Respect.

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The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?
Stacking them again
I got that dawg in me
That dawg is social anxiety
For me it’s just 11 chili dogs.
rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll
Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"
humans be like staple crop
staple crop to what
directly to forehead
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Closest match: Cannabis sativa cultivar ERBxHO40_23 chromosome 3
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“We heard youse are behind on your payments to Fat Tony.”