Satanic Dinophile

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

god, you take a five minute break and some asshole paints a picture

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

we are goig to GET you

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

Reflection from Mulan was so crazy she literally sang “If I were truly to be myself I would break my family’s heart” and 8 year old proto-gay me was like “I don’t know what you mean but I know what you mean”

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

Happy 14th anniversary to man door hand hook car door!

I love Environmental Storytelling

i think about this post like. once a week. and i mean that.

They're unionizing

kentuckygender is when you aren't a girl but you still are somehow a horse girl