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This is it, lads. The post that started us on this path 9 years ago.

Y'all literally write fanfics like you're men. How is it that in your own fantasy world, you're not getting pleasure from it? With every reader x character, it's you pleasuring the character. Women write fanfics like how men view porn.

I need a ghost writer for a BDSM smut King of the Hill fanfic where Hank Hill is gagged the whole time. I want to call it Silent Hill.

i took a philosophy class my first year at community college, and it was the funnest shit ever - prof gave us a powerpoint and told us to fight with him when we disagreed so we could have discussions, then gave us his steam username so we could play racing games together. one time, he told us this story about a prof he had in grad school - guy was tenured, and apparently a great teacher. but he had this time built into his schedule where other profs would be in labs, experimenting, doing research, where he stood in his empty classroom with a warm cup of tea and stared out the window. for these 1.5 hour schedule blocks. and the administration would come to him and be like “dude, we’re not paying you to stare out the window, why aren’t you working?” and he’d say, “i am working. i’m a philosopher, it’s my job to contemplate the world and life and that’s what I’m doing,” and they couldn’t do shit cause he was tenured. and then every handful of years he’d pop out a book that blew everybody’s tits off and they’d get a surge of new philosophy grads come to study with him and make the school a lot of money.

The philosophy professor at my 2 year college did things like:

I distinctly remember my 17 years old self fighting with my 64 years old philosophy teacher about Freud and she scream to me “that’s it, disagree with me and prouve me wrong with good argument, that’s philosophy”.

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔