a literal bag of sketches

WTF (where's the feta?)

OMG (on my gnocchi.)

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

blogger is a portmanteau of blood ogre

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

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