From Womb To Tomb, Sweetheart

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

Happy please PLEASE let it happen today it would be so fitting and hilarious and it would be great if we could have some good news for once day

Being a calm, gentle, non-reactive person is really hard work, which is probably why many people are none of these things. Personally I think it’s worth it but sometimes one does want to just roll around on the floor wailing at the top of one’s lungs

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR

ive had this queued for exactly one year

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

Very into the idea of passionate gay sex lately... hmmm

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world