The only thing I can be is a me.

fumbled the queen but i still have to remain in her service because of my oath for life. so its just really awkward now all the time. fuck my stupid chivalrous life

Hasbro needs to make Tinkerbell-style fairies a core playable species in the next iteration of Dungeons & Dragons so the fairyposters can join the dragonposters in knowing what it's like to constantly be um-actuallied by people with strong yet ill-informed opinions about the correct way to pretend to be an elf.

It's Show and Tell Saturday! I'm off for a day of adventures, but I'd love to see what you have to show. What's new in your world this week?

That's so clever, I've never once thought about other uses for the friendship bracelet weaves I know! What a sturdy coat hook loop!

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

He is absolutely copying you, and cuddling, and doing the slow close of eyes that is a cat kiss! #this is one very happy cat #i hope the two of you have many years of harmony and happiness

Perfect harmony

My sister just quoted this post at me over dinner bc it was discussed in her philosophy class & I can't even smugly inform her of its authorship. Due to the mindhunter yaoi state of my most recent blog history.

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

we need to be weirder & so so earnest now more than ever

maybe orpheus always looks back because his very effort to reverse death means that he can't look forward. if he could look forward, he could accept eurydice's death, grieve, and keep moving in life. his refusal to accept her death is looking back. his going down to the underworld, asking hades and persephone for her life, trying to lead her out... it's all 'looking back'. he does nothing for the entire story except look back. orpheus! looks! back! it's his entire thing! the story ends the same way it begins: orpheus looked back.