The only thing I can be is a me.

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

am i allowed to text friends i have not spoken to in awhile or will they gather and beat me with sticks send post

we have to love things & others very hard if we want to stand even the slightest of chances 

the "rip ___ you would have loved ___" meme is inherently more fun with ancient characters. rip clytemnestra you would have loved morse code. rip theseus you would have loved the airtag. rip callisto you would have loved wearing shorts.

rip Icarus you would have loved parachutes

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

Aye, my state does contain large quantities of Eldritch Horror

wait maine is a state?

Yep, it's a real place

no i knew it was real i just didnt think it was a state. i thought it was like a city in new york or something

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i dont even live in the country man cut me some slack

ohhhh okay. yay what kind

okay to be fair who the hells ever heard of maine 💔

maine fucking sucks. they have a shitty city called Portland which is a dogshit version of the greatest city in the greatest state

i thought portland was in oregon

it’s is. there are two. the Oregon one is beautiful and incredible

Granted the Portland in Maine ain't wonderful, but the state itself? Wonderful

Portland is wonderful we have cherry blossoms and the world’s smallest park wtf does Portland maine have?

South Portland. The port.

Mount Tabor. The mountain.

Why're we even arguing about who's portland is best? Oregon already has the win for that

we are arguing?

Are we?

I’m gonna be so fr, I live in the USA and forgor that Maine was a state…

What did you think it was?

A county? Like, bigger than a city but not quite a state?

Fair enough

maine also has bar harbor apparently. because there weren't enough bars in the harbor. idk ive never been

If you're ever worried about whether your writing is too self indulgent, I just want you to remember that Sharknado had 5 sequels. I'm only partway through watching Sharknado 6: It's About Time, but already they've traveled through time and ridden a pteronadon into a Sharknado so they could use the magic teleportation portal inside of it to travel forward in time to King Arthur's time, where they are currently battling a Sharknado full of fire-breathing dragon sharks with Excalibur, which is a chainsaw sword that calls lightning. You're fine. In fact, be a little more self indulgent if anything.

It's not just rude to make me read something you didn't want to write. It is that you expect me to respond to your email written by Claude. You don't even want me to talk to you. You want me to talk to Claude so that you can make Claude respond for you. It is rude to expect me to talk to a chatbot when I wanted to talk to you.

my favorite thing paul does in interviews is when he mentions a beatles song and then starts singing it to make sure people know it, like he'll say "we were performing she loves you, you know 'she loves you yeah yeah yeah...'" like you literally don't have to do that. everyone knows that song. you are paul mccartney

My personal favorite is when he goes to tell and a story and he prefaces it with "you know, john and I- john lennon and I-" like yeah no we know that. we know who john is. you are the beatles

Let people misunderstand you, let people miss you, let people be wrong about you. Your peace is not dependent on their accuracy.

a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?

big fan of the idea of the changling myth essentially being the fae doing bird-like nest parasitism on humans. the fae are simply too wily and free spirited to raise their own young so theyve evolved to mimic human young instead. its evolution babey.

the system relies on changeling children eventually being rejected by their human parents and fleeing into the wilds. unfortunately a lot of modern humans are WAY too ready to raise their weird unruly kid and write off their quirks as "neurodivergence" so consequently the fae parents are desperately standing on the outskirts of the village like "johnny please come back. youre destined to rejoin the fae. no stop playing with your nintendo. johnny please."

This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?