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Apparently today is Loving Day, named after Richard and Milford Loving, the interracial couple whose lawsuit against the state of Virginia resulted in interracial marriage becoming legal in the United States. And so this day was made as a holiday for interracial relationships. I think that's very cool and deserves a tumblr post. Happy Loving Day to everyone in interracial relationships!
"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.
#looked up and thought ‘that can’t be hard’#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#I’m . I’m horrified
It's a good shape!
Oh baby fight
See them jousting
So cute, I love it!
Yayy I'm so glad!!
Now see them boxing 🥊🐔 🥊

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I bet it feels soooooo good to be a construction worker on a completely closed off chunk of road
This makes me literally so happy
Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:
We’re trying to decide which of these is a better option:
or
SUPER TOP SECRET WORK HACK!!! If you explicitly tell people, "You are an adult and a professional, I trust you to do your job; just keep me in the loop and let me know if there are questions," then thank and/or praise them when they accomplish your mutual goals? they will keep doing things for and with you. Sometimes they will even side with you over other people in the organization, because you've taken the time to establish that baseline respect and trust! hashtag winning or whatever
I just want to say this can work with kids too, mostly because of the 'respect' thing.
This past month, Parks & Rec has been doing a lot of work on the field adjacent to my school. They have trucks with flatbeds, mowing/tree-cutting/postholing machinery, etc. And when they arrived, I (campus monitor) was told I would need to herd the kids away from the trucks/machinery and basically prevent them from creating a dangerous situation.
So when recess came around and the kids stampeded out the door I held them up and I said (being funny but at the same time serious, you know how it is, kids listen better if you're funny)
"Okay, I know that you're all smart AND mature, right? And talented and good looking? Definitely the smartest and most talented class in this school? (I say this to every class, they're all 'my favorites'.) And because you're SO intelligent and mature, I don't need to actually TELL you that these guys have vehicles and machinery that you need to stay clear of, right? Because I know you figured that out already, and I also know that YOU know how sad I would be if any of you were run over, or squashed, or had a pole fall on you. I would be SO SAD, like, I would probably have to lie down on the floor and cry. So you're not going to make me cry, right? I can trust you to stay away from the trucks and machines no matter where they are on the field? Because you're wonderful and amazing? My favorites? My inspiration?"
And they're laughing at me of course, because I'm being so dramatic. Some of them are "Yes, and-"ing my dramatics and inventing more involved mourning processes I should undertake if any of them get run over. Some of them are yelling at me that they are NOT mature yet and they are VERY STUPID and I should know this.
It's been three weeks. We had one conversation about it. None of them have gone anywhere near the trucks. This is actually in excess of the typical elementary-schooler's working memory and I'm very proud of them. I haven't had to blow the whistle at ONE person for getting too close even when the trucks were literally 40 feet from the actual playground.
"I know I can trust you to do this", even when phrased with humor, is like a magic key that unlocks teamwork+cooperation.
I usually phrased it to middle-schoolers as, "I was a weird artist before I was a teacher, so I don't understand how children work, really. So I am going to treat you guys like adults unless and until you give me a reason not to." It's amazing how far they'll go to keep that adult status.
This is very good
Do you ever look at a sparrow and think, "that bird is really wasting her potential?"
No. That thought would clang against the simple dignity we sense in nature, the dignity of a living thing inhabiting a life.
You are that sparrow. You are the branch she rests upon.
You embody that same dignity.

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Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"
am i allowed to text friends i have not spoken to in awhile or will they gather and beat me with sticks send post
we have to love things & others very hard if we want to stand even the slightest of chances
"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"
"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."
And if you truly cannot imagine this, if you're convinced that it will never happen to you, consider this one thing.
Would you want scammers to know the state of your loved one's dementia?
the "rip ___ you would have loved ___" meme is inherently more fun with ancient characters. rip clytemnestra you would have loved morse code. rip theseus you would have loved the airtag. rip callisto you would have loved wearing shorts.
rip Icarus you would have loved parachutes

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*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*
Aye, my state does contain large quantities of Eldritch Horror
wait maine is a state?
Yep, it's a real place
no i knew it was real i just didnt think it was a state. i thought it was like a city in new york or something
...
i dont even live in the country man cut me some slack
Of course, but that wasn't the reason for the pause
I think you've invented a new form of humor
ohhhh okay. yay what kind
Example: Wait, Texas is a state? I thought it was a city in New York
((And it might well be, we tend to steal place names I think))
okay to be fair who the hells ever heard of maine 💔
maine fucking sucks. they have a shitty city called Portland which is a dogshit version of the greatest city in the greatest state
i thought portland was in oregon
it’s is. there are two. the Oregon one is beautiful and incredible
Granted the Portland in Maine ain't wonderful, but the state itself? Wonderful
Portland is wonderful we have cherry blossoms and the world’s smallest park wtf does Portland maine have?
South Portland. The port.
Mount Tabor. The mountain.
Why're we even arguing about who's portland is best? Oregon already has the win for that
we are arguing?
Are we?
I’m gonna be so fr, I live in the USA and forgor that Maine was a state…
What did you think it was?
A county? Like, bigger than a city but not quite a state?
Fair enough
maine also has bar harbor apparently. because there weren't enough bars in the harbor. idk ive never been