So much to do, so much to see.

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

bring out the rotating tiger

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

oh

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

If you ever feel like a loser just remember there are people who are genuinely emotionally invested in the lives of the british royal family

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

this is what LMFAO did with party rock anthem

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

to all the trans girls reading this: the world is a better place because you exist

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

@theshitpostcalligrapher

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

the rosetta stone of shitposting

@incorrectnorse-quotes

Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

im so fucking stupid