Spark's ramblings

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

World Heritage Post

Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!

Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!

I don’t call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

Oddly fitting creature for this

Do each of them get the same salary as before, or did you split their pay like the cheap fuck that you are?

Double them and give it to the next person

@theshitpostcalligrapher

This is the best poetry I have ever seen on this hellsite.

This is also big news for adoptive parents and queer couples! Many people try to argue that adoptive parents aren't real parents because of biology and blah blah blah. Bigots will also argue this case against queer people. So, to all my traditionalists: it's not science! It's bigotry and sexist!

Diversity for the win!

is there anything else? or is your ball just hanging

Just 1? Just 1 ball?

brb the whole discord in an uproar at the UNCONSCIONABLE results of Mister Global 2022

seriously though, MR. SPAIN?!

Looking very respectfully at Mr. Vietnam

Honestly if your Mister Global costume doesn’t include a huge fucking weapon what the fuck are you even doing there

Is me Japan wearing pants or not? Or like something covering him besides the what seems to be a loose jacket?

wtf is wrong with mr france

Forget france, what is going on with mr usa

I’m getting whiplash at how quickly these outfits are making my head spin. Some are gorgeous while the rest are just…questionable at best.

Dominican Republic is packing Heat

( <= green bean

( <= chili pepper

. <= blueberry

=3 <= broccoli

● <= orange

. <= pea

• <= plum

<3< <= strawberry

<==}< <= carrot

~<O{ <= beetroot

°o8~ <= grapes

Ó <= apple

88- <= raspberry

c'ɔ <= bell pepper

cc’ɔɔ <= pumpkin

-8 <= cherries

☆{ } <= pineapple

¶\__________ <= garden hose (to water all the plants)

alright everyone good work gardening today. Let's all head inside and get some lemonade now

|■| <= lemonade

|■| <= orange juice