"I DO IT FOR THE GIRLS AND THE GAYS, THAT’S IT! THE QUEENS AND THE QUEERS, YEAH THEY LOVIN' MY SHIT!" - Queen Erotica ⊹ ₊ Read pinned for more deets hun ♡ ₊ ⊹
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Also, note: my blog is a side blog, meaning that all my likes & follows will come from the main blog owned by my host @adhd-fandom-and-gay since tumblr side blogs just cannot do that and have 2 use the main blog instead. Sorry luvs <3 I promise we are still mutuals even if I have 2 follow u from another blog.
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₊ ⊹ ˚ · ͟͟͞͞➳❥ „Oh, Dearest Diary...!“
Heyyyyy there! My name is HS—or Lexire, if you want—I’m just a girly thing who wants to chit-chat and gush over cute stuff all day! Y’know, typical stuff!
I’m actually an OCtive-ish from a system! We’re mostly traumagenic ourselves but I support all systems and I’m a firm believer in just being as kind as you can in this shitty world! We dunno if we're disordered with DID or OSDD or CDD bur, eh, plurality is plurality! We’re a minor bodily ^-^
Also I used to say that anti-endos are okay here but now that I think about it, please don’t follow me if you’re anti-endogenic, ’kay? I won’t stop any ol’ interaction, but yea :p
I’m a social butterfly who is such a drab at social stuff...I try to be better with it, but I got a few things to work out since our system has AVPD and a lot of mental issues that make us terrified of social interaction to some extent! I’m also a naturally affectionate person who uses petnames to refer to people and types hearts and XOXOs without needing it being a romantic thing. If it bothers you, feel free to tell me to stop and I’ll stop in a heartbeat!
...Oh. Right. AVPD. I avoid a ton of things.
My host has a blog! @adhd-fandom-and-gay! Go check it out maybe. Or stay here. I’m equally as cool as him, anyhow!! XD
⁀➴ ~ Identity ~ ₊ ⊹
Pronouns: Any!
Gender: I consider myself genderless and a honeybee trans fem! I might identify more with xenogenders, but I haven’t exactly chosen many specific ones! I think I’ll go on a li’l spree later... >~> I consider myself VERY fem in nature but I’m not sure how much of it is actually my gender.
Orientation: Despite pansexual probably describing my attraction the best, I choose to simply go by queer in terms of attraction! I am polyamorous, on the ace spectrum, and very queerplatonic! I have a queerplatonic hubby who is also one of my headmates and I value him so so much <3333 He’s a dark cacao fictive and he’s so sweet!
Terms: Fem, neutral, masc, and any terms at all are fine for me!
⁀➴ ~ About Me! ~ ₊ ⊹
Likes: Y2K + scenecore aesthetics, pink, character design, art, Ayesha Erotica, the Pussycat Dolls, Gwen Stefani, friends, 2000s + 2010s aesthetics, music, edits, Cookie Run Kingdom, sweets, trying new things, socialist lit, and cutesy stuff! I dunno how else to explain it, I simply like being a girls’ girl! I also like The Glass Scientists and other things but I keep forgetting...oh well!
Dislikes: Any oppressive garb, bad textures (chalk mostly), people making fun of my voice, people who just are not good people in general, math...not much else.
Boundaries: No sending graphic NSFW content to me, no general hate speech/harassment, no making harsh comments when I specifically have stated against them, no thinspo pics, and no prodding about details on my personal life. Also, please don't interact with my blog if you regularly reblog or post about graphic sexual topics involving more taboo subjects for my own comfort. I can’t handle this kind of stuff sometimes but know it’s nothing personal. Flirting is only OK if the person in question is not an adult and is using tone tags or else I will get uncomfortable or confused! >~>
Fav Headmates: Dark Cacao (currently inactive but he’s my hubby :3!), Capsaicin (currently inactive but she’s wifey!), Alisa (gal pal...also currently inactive...sobs.), Alex/Zester (BESTIE!), RoRo (I practically RAISED this girl! This is my BABY FAWN. /nsrs just being silly), Ang (sweetestheart ever. smol bean. can do no wrong. if you disagree I’m going to blast you into the fucking sun), Vil, Blondie, Adam (ADAM I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU. QUEERPLATONICALLY. HE KNOWS THIS.), n more!
⁀➴ ~ Credits/Links ~ ₊ ⊹
Dividers: @/animatedglittergraphics-n-more, whose blog I totes recommend as its filled with TONS of useful aesthetic stuff like this!
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Looks like Nigel Farage (UK far right dipshit and conman) has resigned as MP to trigger a by-election. He'll be running again in a stunt to bring attention away from his undeclared multi-million donations, and to potray himself as against the establishment.
...except none of the major political parties are running in this election, currently leaving one opponent:
He's one of three people who used to play the character Lord Buckethead. After an apparent dispute over brand ownership, he created Count Binface as a new character and started running as an independent candidate. The original Lord Buckethead is now in the list of the Monster Raving Loony Party.
there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.
Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.
Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:
(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)
Anyway, in brief:
Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances
He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election
He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion
His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.
the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.
and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.
I've seen some people saying he would have to give up his title but it would seem that is no longer the case as of 1999; so, no, he can keep his ceremonial bin if he wishes.
Important to note also that Count Binface is the alter ego of comedian & political satirist Jon Harvey who seems to be an intelligent individual with reasonable politics. As I said no real downside.
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Rep. Tom Barrett (R-MI) sent out a bizarre fundraising call to action for his supporters on Friday, headlined, "the furries are coming for m
Rep. Tom Barrett (R-MI) sent out a bizarre fundraising call to action for his supporters on Friday, headlined, "the furries are coming for me."
"I'd heard of furries, but to be honest, I didn't think they were real. Then one filed to run against me for Congress," stated the email. "Samuel Smeltzer, whose furry name is Elyon Badger, announced he's running against me, in costume, on a far left progressive platform."
"Never seen a fundraising appeal quite like this one," wrote Axios' Andrew Solender on X.
as a non Brit i googled count binface thinking it's some highly specific cultural joke that will take me a while to get to the bottom of, only to find out it couldn't be more literal there's a bin on his face
lmao yeah it really is all in the name 😅 this is count binface btw for the uninitiated:
he runs as an actual candidate all round the country whenever there's a significant election and normally gets a few hundred votes. some of his policies include:
Cutting your taxes and raising everyone else's
Corners to be refereed properly in football
Nationalising Adele
Moving the hand dryer in the men's toilet at Uxbridge's Crown and Treaty pub to a "more sensible position" (this is a big one for him, central to all his campaigns no matter how far from Uxbridge they may be)
Holding a referendum on holding a second referendum on the United Kingdom's membership in the European Union
an important thing to know about Count Binface is that he was previously Lord Buckethead, pictured here with Theresa May in 2017.
Lord Buckethead previously ran against Margaret Thatcher in 1987 and against John Major in 1992. Lord Buckethead ran for the Gremloids party.
Officially all Lord Bucketheads are the same Lord Buckethead who went away for a while and returned; however, it has come to light that Lord Buckethead (1987, 1992) and Lord Buckethead (2017) were two different guys under the bucket.
Following the 2017 general election the original creator of Lord Buckethead (not either of the guys who had worn the costume) asserted his legal rights over the character and 2017 Lord Buckethead acquiesced. and so, Count Binface came into being.
In the 2019 general election Lord Buckethead and Count Binface both ran against Boris Johnson, Binface as an indepent and Buckethead having joined the Monster Raving Looney Party. (NB this Lord Buckethead was a third different guy, not 87/92 Buckethead)
Lord Buckethead won the race (ie, got marginally more votes than Count Binface) but has not stood in an election since whereas Count Binface has been very prolific, running in two mayoral elections, two by-elections, and one further general election in 2024:
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Count Binface got some interview time on BBC radio this morning (just before the pips). He's the only candidate currently running against Farage in the Clacton by-election. His campaign promises to build one affordable house and to make the bosses of water companies take a dip in the river.
Hopefully this will usher in a golden age of novelty candidates and parties. In the past they have been a great way for musicians, comedians and artists to make their presence felt on the political stage. We could use a bit of that right now.
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