"I DO IT FOR THE GIRLS AND THE GAYS, THAT’S IT! THE QUEENS AND THE QUEERS, YEAH THEY LOVIN' MY SHIT!" - Queen Erotica ⊹ ₊ Read pinned for more deets hun ♡ ₊ ⊹
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Also, note: my blog is a side blog, meaning that all my likes & follows will come from the main blog owned by my host @adhd-fandom-and-gay since tumblr side blogs just cannot do that and have 2 use the main blog instead. Sorry luvs <3 I promise we are still mutuals even if I have 2 follow u from another blog.
(Blog intro!)
₊ ⊹ ˚ · ͟͟͞͞➳❥ „Oh, Dearest Diary...!“
Heyyyyy there! My name is HS—or Lexire, if you want—I’m just a girly thing who wants to chit-chat and gush over cute stuff all day! Y’know, typical stuff!
I’m actually an OCtive-ish from a system! We’re mostly traumagenic ourselves but I support all systems and I’m a firm believer in just being as kind as you can in this shitty world! We dunno if we're disordered with DID or OSDD or CDD bur, eh, plurality is plurality! We’re a minor bodily ^-^
Also I used to say that anti-endos are okay here but now that I think about it, please don’t follow me if you’re anti-endogenic, ’kay? I won’t stop any ol’ interaction, but yea :p
I’m a social butterfly who is such a drab at social stuff...I try to be better with it, but I got a few things to work out since our system has AVPD and a lot of mental issues that make us terrified of social interaction to some extent! I’m also a naturally affectionate person who uses petnames to refer to people and types hearts and XOXOs without needing it being a romantic thing. If it bothers you, feel free to tell me to stop and I’ll stop in a heartbeat!
...Oh. Right. AVPD. I avoid a ton of things.
My host has a blog! @adhd-fandom-and-gay! Go check it out maybe. Or stay here. I’m equally as cool as him, anyhow!! XD
⁀➴ ~ Identity ~ ₊ ⊹
Pronouns: Any!
Gender: I consider myself genderless and a honeybee trans fem! I might identify more with xenogenders, but I haven’t exactly chosen many specific ones! I think I’ll go on a li’l spree later... >~> I consider myself VERY fem in nature but I’m not sure how much of it is actually my gender.
Orientation: Despite pansexual probably describing my attraction the best, I choose to simply go by queer in terms of attraction! I am polyamorous, on the ace spectrum, and very queerplatonic! I have a queerplatonic hubby who is also one of my headmates and I value him so so much <3333 He’s a dark cacao fictive and he’s so sweet!
Terms: Fem, neutral, masc, and any terms at all are fine for me!
⁀➴ ~ About Me! ~ ₊ ⊹
Likes: Y2K + scenecore aesthetics, pink, character design, art, Ayesha Erotica, the Pussycat Dolls, Gwen Stefani, friends, 2000s + 2010s aesthetics, music, edits, Cookie Run Kingdom, sweets, trying new things, socialist lit, and cutesy stuff! I dunno how else to explain it, I simply like being a girls’ girl! I also like The Glass Scientists and other things but I keep forgetting...oh well!
Dislikes: Any oppressive garb, bad textures (chalk mostly), people making fun of my voice, people who just are not good people in general, math...not much else.
Boundaries: No sending graphic NSFW content to me, no general hate speech/harassment, no making harsh comments when I specifically have stated against them, no thinspo pics, and no prodding about details on my personal life. Also, please don't interact with my blog if you regularly reblog or post about graphic sexual topics involving more taboo subjects for my own comfort. I can’t handle this kind of stuff sometimes but know it’s nothing personal. Flirting is only OK if the person in question is not an adult and is using tone tags or else I will get uncomfortable or confused! >~>
Fav Headmates: Dark Cacao (currently inactive but he’s my hubby :3!), Capsaicin (currently inactive but she’s wifey!), Alisa (gal pal...also currently inactive...sobs.), Alex/Zester (BESTIE!), RoRo (I practically RAISED this girl! This is my BABY FAWN. /nsrs just being silly), Ang (sweetestheart ever. smol bean. can do no wrong. if you disagree I’m going to blast you into the fucking sun), Vil, Blondie, Adam (ADAM I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU. QUEERPLATONICALLY. HE KNOWS THIS.), n more!
⁀➴ ~ Credits/Links ~ ₊ ⊹
Dividers: @/animatedglittergraphics-n-more, whose blog I totes recommend as its filled with TONS of useful aesthetic stuff like this!
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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .
btw Mark Bankston is the lawyer who got to tell Alex Jones on the stand that his legal team fucked up and gave the prosecution the entire contents of his cellphone. remember that clip? that's this guy. he represented the sandy hook plaintiffs in that case pro bono, and said of his law practise "I eat what I kill." he's fucking hysterical in depositions, he is incredibly good at pushing people's buttons.
Oh there's so much more, how to choose?!? Most of the really good ones have been posted already, but..
He knows he's destroying the company and just keeps right on doing it 🤣
"This is not for you" -have either Musk or his attorney ever been told that before?
Not a got-damn thing!
They BOTH just LEFT the call when *they* decided they were done 🤣
If I tried to write this as fiction it would never get published 🤣 Editor would be like "some realism, please, I'm begging you. Make these people behave like people!" 🤣🤣
reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .
reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .
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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .
For anyone else who's as frustrated as I was, here's a PDF version you can download without signing up for a Scribd account: https://drive.google.com/file/d/14PtFxsNqU_GCt20UPbFilUUGaMXGsuZM/view?usp=sharing
EDIT: a higher-quality transcript of the deposition can also be found as Exhibit 1 in the plaintiff's motion for sanctions against Alex Spiro, beginning on page 32.
The way Elon's lawyer - upon the first question being asked - immediately interrupts before Elon can speak.
And then three pages and an impromptu explanation as to how the law works in Texas from Mark Bankston to Alex Spiro, who cannot and could not legally practice law in Texas by the by, we get:
"I don't know Ben Body."
Incredible. 10/10. Could not top that. Perfect answer to that question that he's now been asked twice. Nailed it, no notes.
reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .
For anyone else who's as frustrated as I was, here's a PDF version you can download without signing up for a Scribd account: https://drive.google.com/file/d/14PtFxsNqU_GCt20UPbFilUUGaMXGsuZM/view?usp=sharing
EDIT: a higher-quality transcript of the deposition can also be found as Exhibit 1 in the plaintiff's motion for sanctions against Alex Spiro, beginning on page 32.
Decided I had time and read through this, here's a couple more. Above is referring to a tweet where he actually did admit it was a mistake and spreading misinformation, below is towards the end of the transcript
reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .
For anyone else who's as frustrated as I was, here's a PDF version you can download without signing up for a Scribd account: https://drive.google.com/file/d/14PtFxsNqU_GCt20UPbFilUUGaMXGsuZM/view?usp=sharing
EDIT: a higher-quality transcript of the deposition can also be found as Exhibit 1 in the plaintiff's motion for sanctions against Alex Spiro, beginning on page 32.
Decided I had time and read through this, here's a couple more. Above is referring to a tweet where he actually did admit it was a mistake and spreading misinformation, below is towards the end of the transcript
reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .
if you enjoy Mark Bankston destroying shitheads in depositions I highly recommend the Formulaic Objections series of the podcast Knowledge Fight. Truly amazing.
downloaded the whole thing to read it for myself and—
genuinely how did the muskrat’s attorney pass the bar. ohhh my god he has had to school both defendant and defendant’s attorney and we're only on page 10 / page 8 of the transcript proper
reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .
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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .
Every word this plastic faced chimpanzee shits out of its mouth makes me hope that the first time it goes up into space on one of its piece of shit rockets, we get a repeat of the Challenger incident :D
reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .
I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part
MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions?
MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.
is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.
like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.
reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .
I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part
MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions?
MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.
is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.
like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.
reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .
I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part
MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions?
MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.
is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.
like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.
Reminds me of when our local news station showed an early speech of Trump where he was talking abt how his administration would diminish the power of corrupt billionaire CEOs or something and then the reporter panned over to Musk and said „Attending the event is billionaire Elon Musk, CEO of—“
reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .
I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part
MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions?
MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.
is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.
like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.
There's loads of hilarity of this, but I really want to highlight this moment:
whenever you're wondering why these people are acting such fools in these serious moments when their absurdity is on full display, know that its specifically to garner incidents like this.
Someone is pushed to their limit by the idiocy and the idiot turns to an observer and goes "wow, do you see this guy yelling at me? Do I deserve to be treated like this??" And if they play it right, the observer will take their side. That's the entire game.
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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .
I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part
MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions?
MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.
is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.
like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.
reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .
I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part
MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions?
MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.
is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.
like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.
SOMEBODY GO IN OBJECTION DOT WHATEVER IT WAS CALLED AND MAKE THIS AN ACTUAL ACE ATTORNY MOCKUO CASE or I could do it myself but actually yea I might do it
