Historia Et Al

there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

I want a video game with realistic dick and balls physics not for any prurient reason, but... okay, so you know how in some games with boob physics, there's a palpable delay after a character model is instantiated before physics start to apply to the boobs, so it's like *pop* ... *FWOMP*? I want to see the cock version of that. Penis-having character spawns in, there's a beat, then the physics engine tries to play catch-up and applies a full second of gravitational acceleration to their junk all at once and they just randomly start helicoptering.

june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!

let's all be disabled this month... together 🤝

if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer.

At that point I think I too would name a character Quattro Bajeena

btw this post featuring barely censored porn isn't marked mature but I've had posts that merely link to information about sexual health get flagged immediately. and then of course there are the countless text posts where trans women don't do anything more risque than talk about being trans women. which could all mean anything.

oh okay this post featuring barely censored porn featuring two nude men still isn't marked mature but the gifs I just reblogged of a Black woman with her genitals and breasts covered is mature content. fascinating.

to be clear my argument here is absolutely not that the gay porn should have a mature content warning on it either, that's not what I'm upset about it. I'm upset at the transparently inconsistent standards applied to what gets flagged and the biases that are obvious in the system. I posted a damn Sudan Archives album once with a completely nonsexual statue of a nude Black woman once and it got flagged INSTANTLY .

oh good they can't even incorrectly flag the same shit consistently

*remembering the band bare naked ladies contains no ladies* call me back when they transition

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat