Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

love when a charlie brown adult starts making an announcement over the MTA system and you just sort of have to hope it wasn't that important

"thought crimes aren't real" but did you think it to yourself and let it pass by or did you devote an entire tumblr blog to fetishizing and normalizing it? because the latter seems like an action to me

absolutely mind boggling to me that this website can grasp concepts like "positive representation of gay relationships is important" and "negative stereotypes about marginalized groups can be perpetuated in media and influence how people think of them in real life", but remains absolutely adamant that the things you fantasize about and constantly post about in a positive/sexualized light can have absolutely no influence whatsoever on your worldview

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

weird as fuck living in a culture where it's considered more impolite to speak up and defend yourself against someone treating you unfairly than it is for someone to be rude to you in the first place

older family members, coworkers, customers, and strangers in general can say the most batshit insane things to your face and somehow you're considered to be the "rude" one if you say "hey that wasn't cool of you to say"

somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

‘We need more loud, unashamed queers’ yes but some of you can’t even seem to handle a bisexual woman liking men.

some of you can’t even handle not treating bi people as punching bags because you think our bisexuality makes us less queer than you.

’bi people center men’ well no, you’re perpetuating the idea that bi men are really just gay and bi women are really just straight. And also maybe hot take it’s not a bad thing for a person to be attracted to and love men and it doesn’t make said person’s love for and attraction to women any lesser. You just see bisexuals as tainted and dirty.

there's not a single nonchalant bone in my body. i care so much i could literally vomit

diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!

some appear to believe that washing dishes is basically a ritual action, i.e. the dish reaches a "washed" state once you have performed the actions of dish washing, involving dish soap and sponge, and that your obligation ceases once you have done this, and not at the point at which the dish is actually clean.

I'm kinda shy but if youre persistent in getting to know me for 5-6 years I can be a good addition to your household

sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies

i said bawk tuah. like if she was a chicken

puts my elbows out like wings

oh yeah. that's pretty funny. sorry im just thinking about other shit

cluck on that thangg

happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day everyone

life is just like you embarrass the shit out of yourself and then you die