Im Very Confused

ISTG IGN needs to hire better game reviewers. Because what do you mean you think that the CARTOON SHOOTER GAME, BASED AROUND THE RUBBERHOSE CARTOON AESTHETIC, THAT FEATURES MICE AS A STAND IN FOR HUMANS, is “corny”, “unrealistic”, and “has too many references to cheese.” MOTHER FUCKER THATS THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE GAME! ITS SUPPOSED TO BE DUMB AND CORNY BECAUSE IT FEATURES CARTOON MICE THAT YOU SHOOT!!!!

Brother their reviews ain’t been worth shit for over 2 decades

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

Hector

Hector

Sharkfin Soup

I was gonna say something lame like plain cauliflower