I'm not crazy

oh, the music is coming from him

fuck esports, the only correct way to play smash is the way my 7 y/o niece plays it: connecting 2 controllers, setting one as peach, setting the other as marth, pretending marth is peach’s boyfriend and then playing virtual barbie and ken with them

smash esports livestream but it’s just thousands of people tuning in to watch my niece make bayonetta marry solid snake on the zelda temple stage

esports commentator: now watch what she does here. shes crouching with snake to indicate hes proposing. blink and youll miss it: she uses down+b to place a bomb- this is the wedding ring. going back to bayonetta, shes going to ever so slightly tilt the left stick forward, now this serves two purposes: 1.) to make sure she doesnt set off that bomb when she goes to accept snakes proposal, which would obviously ruin the whole scene, but 2.) and this is a more subtle touch, to show bayonettas hesitation. that's something we know about bayonettas character, shes very independent, so thats the true work of a master to incorporate that into their gameplay

cave dwelling girls make do

I would like to apologize to polo shirts for not appreciating them sooner

Do they look good? Not usually. Do they feel good? Occasionally. Do they communicate “chill out bro I only just work here?” Absolutely. And sometimes that’s what an employer needs to hear

Who the fuck jpegs a spreadsheet

Would you believe me if I said “people employed by the federal government”

Unfortunately

HOW the fuck do you jpeg a spreadsheet?

This went from chill to not very chill extremely fast.

too many people prayed for the world to NOT end in 2012 and god panicked and started pulling out rough drafts. bonus years. side quests and horror stories. he dug up his flop era and started posting it for all to see. you fangirled too hard and now earth is running ten seasons past a perfectly written ending using unlikeable background characters and resurrecting terrible plot lines. congratulations you’ve supernaural’d the earth.

There movies aren't good enough for all this

elon musk reinvents the lobotomy

Babe wake up, lobotomy 2 just dropped

Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again

WHY DID SOMEONE ADD AN INCINERATOR ????

now im no big titty lawyer,

i am excuse me *pushes boobily into the courtroom knocking over stacks of papers with my huge naturals*

NEVER do your best. QUIT