Big Oof

learning that addiction is a progressive narrowing of the range of things that make one happy was kinda life changing for me. i apply it to everything not even just addiction i am always checking to ask if i am narrowing my range of happiness or widening it

always good to check whether your coping strategy has become something that needs its own coping strategies

I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet

pro tip: if some loser ever starts talking shit to you in a video game just type in chat "the angry gamer". 9/10 times they will respond back even more irritated and then you can hit them with "the very angry gamer" and you can just keep going with it' "the big mad gamer", "the raging gamer", "the pissing and shitting gamer" etc. its so simple but it makes them lose their shit so bad they spend the rest of the game coping in chat instead of actually playing. give it a try next time you kill some loser and they call you a pedo 👍

he's fighting a beautiful buff lady. her shirt gets ripped and she's left in her slutty little tank top. "come on," you think. "why is the woman always wearing sexier things than her male counterparts." but fear not. now HE takes off his shirt and he's left in HIS slutty little tank top. equality. and then they kiss

Just to confirm for people, they did kiss.

if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab